618: You're Fired!

Keith · 11-14-2007, 11:43 PM

"I'm sorry, it was balls. You're fired."

JamIsNotGlue · 11-15-2007, 06:17 AM

Through my powers of prestidigitation I will now make your dignity, that vacation you were planning, and your family's respect for you dissapear.... you're fired.

Phenomenon!!!!

jillybean · 11-15-2007, 08:49 AM

that picture of Deuce with that giant ass gun is scary shit!! keep safe man!
congrats on winning guys, you deserve it!

ncfcyank19 · 11-15-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jillybean

that picture of Deuce with that giant ass gun is scary shit!!

No kidding. He looks like a young, squirrely DeNiro in that pic. If only he looked more like Pacino...

Aurora · 11-15-2007, 10:46 AM

Wow... I have always liked Michael but after hearing what he wrote to Tracy, I love him.

bowling_for_pyros · 11-15-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

No kidding. He looks like a young, squirrely DeNiro in that pic. If only he looked more like Pacino...

I don't know if I should shake his hand or run screaming...I think that peace in the middle east might finally be possible, if by 'peace' you mean 'peace and quiet because everyone's dead'

Vudell · 11-15-2007, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JamIsNotGlue

Through my powers of prestidigitation I will now make your dignity, that vacation you were planning, and your family's respect for you dissapear.... you're fired.

Phenomenon!!!!

lol

I even imagined him throwing down a little dud smoke bomb and walking out.

bluecrucial · 11-15-2007, 11:59 AM

I dunno about anyone else but the first bit of guilty letters sent back by Tracy reminded me a lot of how Dane Cook wrote Keith and Chemda back.

I'll have to go back and listen to it but I remember that even though it was his fault that he totally missed the appointment, he still had a guilt trip going about how they didn't understand he had personal things to take care of.

I don't think he got as detailed though. Anyway just one more weirdo to add to the growing pile of guilt emails.

Wonky · 11-15-2007, 06:26 PM

I'll have to use that excuse next time I screw up at work.

"Sorry Boss, I forgot to put the new cover sheets on the TPS reports. Funny thing is, I was going to do it just before you yelled at me but my sister is bleeding from the wrists! You understand. Family stuff.

LOL,
-M"

AJay · 11-19-2007, 02:38 PM

so.... wat if this forum about o.o randomness?

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jillybean Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver BC, Canada Posts: 212	that picture of Deuce with that giant ass gun is scary shit!! keep safe man! congrats on winning guys, you deserve it! Last edited by jillybean; 11-15-2007 at 08:53 AM.
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bluecrucial Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 649	I dunno about anyone else but the first bit of guilty letters sent back by Tracy reminded me a lot of how Dane Cook wrote Keith and Chemda back. I'll have to go back and listen to it but I remember that even though it was his fault that he totally missed the appointment, he still had a guilt trip going about how they didn't understand he had personal things to take care of. I don't think he got as detailed though. Anyway just one more weirdo to add to the growing pile of guilt emails.
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Wonky Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 35	I'll have to use that excuse next time I screw up at work. "Sorry Boss, I forgot to put the new cover sheets on the TPS reports. Funny thing is, I was going to do it just before you yelled at me but my sister is bleeding from the wrists! You understand. Family stuff. LOL, -M"
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AJay Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2	so.... wat if this forum about o.o randomness?
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