BEGINNINGS 22: A Portrait of the Artist as a Porn Retailer

[Keith]

A Portrait of the Artist as a Porn Retailer

- 143: The Porn Shop - A letter arrives from Vancouver.
- 145: Doug Stanhope - McNally follows up from Source Adult Video.
- 146: Phone Jerk - McNally calls in. Also, a special wedding and fun on the subway.
- 142: Poker and DICE! - Chemda receives a flattering message, and how to behave at parties (hint: it doesn't involve eating crudites in your underpants).

[apikorus]

You interlock like Sherlock. Nice

[scottperezfox]

Yes! The long-awaited return of Chemda's "Maria" character. Awesome.

(maybe we should have a future Beginnings episode dedicated to all Chemda's alter egos: Desiree, Old Man, Pushy Israeli, Dental Hygenist, etc.)

[Cretaceous Bob]

Aw man, Chemda's Old Man is the fucking best. A whole show of that would rock.

[Head1ess Gunner]

Chemda's "Maria" is fucking unbearable. I have to fast forward through those parts...

That may sound weird, but it's meant to be a compliment. The impression is so grating because it's dead on.

[roxymodest]

"AWRIGGGHHHHT"

i LOVE chemda's "maria". and all her other alter egos.

i also love the joyce reference in the title of this beginnings episodes...just wish the chemda vs mcnally fight was included at the end, even just like a little bit of it just for kicks. teehee

[roxymodest]

Originally Posted by scottperezfox

Yes! The long-awaited return of Chemda's "Maria" character. Awesome.

(maybe we should have a future Beginnings episode dedicated to all Chemda's alter egos: Desiree, Old Man, Pushy Israeli, Dental Hygenist, etc.)

YES.

...jeremy?

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by roxymodest

YES.

...jeremy?

BJason does the Beginnings. I tried making one onse for funsies....but I suck at it. I am fast at cutting clips, but am awful at putting them together.

[Badger]

Loved this show. McNally's letters were ball-ache funny. The stuff about the porn shop customers listening to themselves being decribed on the show was classic!

Good work, BJason

[McNally]

Wow, that brought back some memories. I remember the day I called, I was working the morning shift at a branch of the shop that I didn't normally work at. After work I realized that the time difference lined up to when Keith & Chemda were doing the show, so I called in blind from someone's backyard on my shitty cell, which is why the sound is so bad.

Afterward I went to see that movie Serenity with my then-girlfriend, because it was opening day. She didn't seem to care that much that I was on The Keith and The Girl Show. All she wanted to do was eat granola and save whales. A few months later, we were broken up, and to get my mind off it I tried out for opener for the April 15th show. And the rest is a nice McNally shaped footnote in KATG history! Hooray!