654: New Territory

Keith · 01-23-2008, 12:05 AM

"Why don't you think about that for awhile?"

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bren · 01-23-2008, 05:01 AM

What is it with all the Aussie messages in this show. Mate.

da_ticklah · 01-23-2008, 07:10 AM

just downloaded teh episode and noticed it was 35:27 in length is that right or am I gonna be upset in 36 minutes.

gumby013 · 01-23-2008, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by da_ticklah

just downloaded teh episode and noticed it was 35:27 in length is that right or am I gonna be upset in 36 minutes.

Re-download.

Brad · 01-23-2008, 09:14 AM

Hoooooly dicks. Jesse's story about the blind MC at the comedy club had me dying.

If I was blind, I'd constantly fall into shit on purpose. You could probably use it to get laid constantly. Mmm, delicious sympathy.

I feel okay making fun of blind people online, cause they sure as fuck ain't seeing it.

Aurora · 01-23-2008, 09:16 AM

The lesbian... the 19 and 42 age difference.

YUCK!

My parents aren't even 42 and I'm 19!

GROSS!

Edit: Just realized that I sounded like those idiotic 18-yr olds.

Brend_duh · 01-23-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by da_ticklah

just downloaded teh episode and noticed it was 35:27 in length is that right or am I gonna be upset in 36 minutes.

Mine downloaded at 16:25... hummmmmm Yeah i think im going to re- download that again!~

Grapist · 01-23-2008, 10:21 AM

Speaking of bad MCs...

DrWernerBest · 01-23-2008, 10:25 AM

Every time Keith speaks about Gene Simmons I get confused and think he means Richard Simmons. And I think ... eh?

phooey · 01-23-2008, 10:31 AM

I love the Half your Age plus Seven rule, I heard about it in college in a sociology class... back in the 17th century a French king came up with it.. or something like that.. and he also said.. that it is NEVER ok for a man to date a woman that is older than him. it is why we feel the way we do about the age gap..

Why it is ok for a 40 year old to go out with a 28 year old and you don't feel creepy about it... but when you say a 40 year old is dating a 25 year old... it sounds ewwww... right?

and although people won't admit it, they always think that something is odd about a guy dating a woman that is even 1 year older than he is.

look at the chart.. it makes sense.. if you are 29 years old you can't date under 23 or your are a creepo... and if your are 20.. it's 17... 20 and 16 is sick! and 29 and 21 sounds creepy too right?

Oh and another age rule, the Hefner rule.. if the combined age of the 4 girls in lingerie in the bed next to you is still younger than you.. that is UBER creepy

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Brad Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 235	Hoooooly dicks. Jesse's story about the blind MC at the comedy club had me dying. If I was blind, I'd constantly fall into shit on purpose. You could probably use it to get laid constantly. Mmm, delicious sympathy. I feel okay making fun of blind people online, cause they sure as fuck ain't seeing it.
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Aurora Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 685	The lesbian... the 19 and 42 age difference. YUCK! My parents aren't even 42 and I'm 19! GROSS! Edit: Just realized that I sounded like those idiotic 18-yr olds. Last edited by Aurora; 01-23-2008 at 09:26 AM.
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phooey Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 807	I love the Half your Age plus Seven rule, I heard about it in college in a sociology class... back in the 17th century a French king came up with it.. or something like that.. and he also said.. that it is NEVER ok for a man to date a woman that is older than him. it is why we feel the way we do about the age gap.. Why it is ok for a 40 year old to go out with a 28 year old and you don't feel creepy about it... but when you say a 40 year old is dating a 25 year old... it sounds ewwww... right? and although people won't admit it, they always think that something is odd about a guy dating a woman that is even 1 year older than he is. look at the chart.. it makes sense.. if you are 29 years old you can't date under 23 or your are a creepo... and if your are 20.. it's 17... 20 and 16 is sick! and 29 and 21 sounds creepy too right? Oh and another age rule, the Hefner rule.. if the combined age of the 4 girls in lingerie in the bed next to you is still younger than you.. that is UBER creepy __________________ Last edited by phooey; 01-23-2008 at 10:35 AM.
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