706: Come Correct

[aditisurie]

I thought i might as well chime in on the whole monkey issue since i am indian and i do live in new delhi.
its a shame to say, but yes, in this day and age, monkeys are a problem here. i remember having to wait outside my gate for about ten minutes for a monkey to leave my garden. anyhow, the solution ppl have found, has nothing to do with carnivorous monkeys. the solution entails introducing a different species of monkey (sorry for not being too clear about the details) of which most monkeys are natural enemies. [The former is a docile and easily controllable breed.] anyhow, this makes the troublesome monkeys move out of the specific area, though it is a temporary measure.

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by aditisurie

I thought i might as well chime in on the whole monkey issue since i am indian and i do live in new delhi.
its a shame to say, but yes, in this day and age, monkeys are a problem here. i remember having to wait outside my gate for about ten minutes for a monkey to leave my garden. anyhow, the solution ppl have found, has nothing to do with carnivorous monkeys. the solution entails introducing a different species of monkey (sorry for not being too clear about the details) of which most monkeys are natural enemies. [The former is a docile and easily controllable breed.] anyhow, this makes the troublesome monkeys move out of the specific area, though it is a temporary measure.

Ok, so now chime in on the babies born with two faces and four arms being worshipped as Gods.

[aditisurie]

ahaha. no commment!!
funny thing is, i haven't seen any coverage of this in the local media. i first heard about it through the forums.
what can i say? ppl are fucking superstitious.

[armenta]

Like Keith, I have the ability (not every time of course) in dreams to turn the tables on people trying to hurt me.
This week I was dreaming the mob or some organize crime group was hunting me and some of my friends. Me and a couple friends were hiding in a basement somewhere out in the country. I was hiding underneath a staircase not very well because "they," the mob, fell upon our hiding spot unannounced. Shortly after they break in one guy finds my hiding spot. I charge the guy, with some barbed wire I found laying on the ground, and started lashing the guy into submission. When I had a second to run I go for the door, but am met by another creepy looking guy with a pistol in hand. I stopped to face my demise, the guy raises the gun to my face, when inexplicably he turns his gun to the mob and single-handedly kills the entire group. I run outside exhilarated to see legions of SWAT and flashing lights. Moments later I wake up 10 minutes or so before my 7-am alarm clock. No lingering fear or doubt throughout the day when you wake up victorious. Wish I could partake in some of Keith's raping/killing dreams, well here's to dreaming.

[tchikovsky]

I find dreams facsinating, but rarely do I ever remember them. My wife remembers ever little fucking detail - even days later - but I can't remember shit 5 minutes after I wake up.

In any case, I'd like to know how to control my dreams like Keith (and some others on this thread). Superior mental capacity must make this easy.

Me Stupid.

[armenta]

Originally Posted by tchikovsky

I find dreams facsinating, but rarely do I ever remember them. My wife remembers ever little fucking detail - even days later - but I can't remember shit 5 minutes after I wake up.

In any case, I'd like to know how to control my dreams like Keith (and some others on this thread). Superior mental capacity must make this easy.

Me Stupid.

I rarely dream, but when I do I can often take control. I don't think it has anything to do with mental capacity, maybe a little craziness.
My favorite though was many years ago. I was like Kate Beckinsale kicking werewolf ass, minus the really hot bod, and tight latex.

[mkl]

Talking about the missing early years of Jesus, there are texts describing them that were considered, but rejected for the bible by the catholic religion. In the Infancy Gospel of Thomas he kills a kid for bumping into him:

"After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: 'Thou shalt not finish thy course.' And immediately he fell down and died."

And :

" The son of Annas the scribe was standing there with Jesus. Taking a branch from a willow tree, he dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered. When Jesus saw what had happened, he became angry and said to him, "You godless, brainless moron, what did the ponds and waters do to you? Watch this now: you are going to dry up like a tree and you will never produce leaves or roots or fruit."

And immediately, this child withered up completely. Then, Jesus departed and returned to Joseph's house. The parents of the one who had been withered up, however, wailed for their young child as they took his remains away. Then, they went to Joseph and accused him, "You are responsible for the child who did this."
"

I found the Apocrypha the more interesting books of the bible when I was taking theology.

[phooey]

Hey Jesse... that inhaler is bad for you.. I have asthma and like you thought that it went away... and then started taking that primatene mist to keep me going



that stuff right? well, it's for temporary relief of asthma and it will ruin your bronchial tubes.. it burns doesn't it? it tastes horrible and it's full of epinephrine.. not adrenaline, which is what Speed.. the drug is made out of.. if you are taking it 10 times a day.. it's not the asthma is the speed calling you, not unlike a shot of vodka...

I know the feeling of freaking out when you don't have you inhaler, which leads to stress induced asthma.. once my inhaler ran out, 5 minutes before my flight took off from San Diego to Phoenix.. I thought.. no big deal, I can make it an hour or two... but as the plane started taking off I felt my lungs shut down.. and had to get up and beg to land the plane as I fell to the ground and they got the oxygen bottles for me.. the plane was freakin out and I thought I was going to die.. when a nurse who went up and down the aisle asking for a prescription inhaler... found one, gave it to me and I was better...

embarrassed but I could breath.

So, i finally went to the doctor and got some Advair..

I take one hit in the morning and one at night and I don't ever have asthma... I don't ever even worry that I don't have an inhaler.. I have an prescription just in case inhaler, that if I use more thatn TWICE a week... I have to go back to the doctor to find out what is wrong.. Twice a week!


So... Jesse.. we like you, and like I am sure your friends told you when you were drinking.. we want you to live, so get your ass to the doctor get a prescription.. and yes.. that shit is expensive... but it's nice to always be able to breath, without the jitters and shakes that come with that over the counter shit.

[picard102]

nothing like steroids in your lungs.

[CandleGirl]

I have asthma, and I have to agree that Primatine is NOT GOOD. I used it for a while before I was officially diagnosed, and my doctor yelled at me when I told her. It's nasty stuff.

I've tried Advair, but it always gave me heartburn and a weird itchiness in my throat. I don't know if I was doing it wrong or what, but it seemed like most of the powder ended up at the back of my throat, not in my lungs.

Now I'm on Singulair. It's a once-a-day pill for asthma and allergies. Love it.