873: The Greatest Story Ever Told

Keith · 01-06-2009, 11:19 PM

"Are you friends with Bill?"

Michaelicious · 01-07-2009, 12:56 AM

Jessie Joyce is the best regular on the show. I love how everyone plays off each other… also Jessie and Spooky need to be on a show together.

Newsy · 01-07-2009, 01:18 AM

i'm not speaking on anything in specific, but no one should every get sex easy. if you can't obtain it on your own, you don't get it.

i will give someone $101 worth of Newsy merchandise to not have sex with someone that they were otherwise proposed to.

btw, jerk socks are worth like $15, so this package is already lookin pretty sweet.

Astigos · 01-07-2009, 01:33 AM

If you want to hate just do it in the open. There's no need for the cloak and dagger. We're far beyond that.

JamIsNotGlue · 01-07-2009, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newsy

i'm not speaking on anything in specific, but no one should every get sex easy. if you can't obtain it on your own, you don't get it.

i will give someone $101 worth of Newsy merchandise to not have sex with someone that they were otherwise proposed to.

btw, jerk socks are worth like $15, so this package is already lookin pretty sweet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astigos

If you want to hate just do it in the open. There's no need for the cloak and dagger. We're far beyond that.

just fucking kiss each other and get it over with. We're all getting tired of the suspense.

Newsy · 01-07-2009, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astigos

If you want to hate just do it in the open. There's no need for the cloak and dagger. We're far beyond that.

hah you always have to be so epic. no one mentioned your name. stop being a drama queen.

Michaelicious · 01-07-2009, 01:41 AM

Just heard Jessie's story, its totally a 10. I haven't heard Spooky's story so Jessie wins by default. Also stories of failure are always funnier than stories of conquest.

Astigos · 01-07-2009, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newsy

hah you always have to be so epic. no one mentioned your name. stop being a drama queen.

I guess the candy salads instill a grade school mindset. You should have just told on me.

BadderWorse · 01-07-2009, 04:56 AM

I also thought that Jesse was going to go back to the Seals with the quarter-filled socks. Good Show.

roxymodest · 01-07-2009, 06:58 AM

jesse's one of the better regular guests

i dig him.

KAHMEDY!

and his story was a lot more to the point than spooky's...i got lost with all the "fucking's" in spooky's greatest story

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