For $220/hr, you too can have intercourse with a Canadian midget.

Mikey · 06-28-2007, 09:29 PM

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Ralph · 06-28-2007, 09:33 PM

MOM???

MyOhMy · 06-28-2007, 09:42 PM

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small cutie big booty LOOOOOOOOOOOL, is there a photo ?

Mikey never dissapoints - click on the link.

I have a good friend that says his perfect girl is 3 feet, has big ears to steer, and a flat head to balance his drink. She meets number one, I wonder about two and three?

golgi body · 06-28-2007, 09:45 PM

She's no Bridget the Rock 'N Roll Midget.

i_like_cheese_2001 · 06-28-2007, 09:50 PM

I know what I'm doing in Toronto...

JackFetch · 06-28-2007, 11:35 PM

So prostitution is legal there? She would get locked up for running that ad in the states.

st0l3n · 06-29-2007, 04:53 AM

Theres a fantasy there that needs to be forfull but not for $220 an hr

rubbintheboywanker · 06-29-2007, 11:18 AM

Is that Canadian Dollars or US....
It'd probably be worth $70 for a half hour or $110 for an hour to get my midget groove on.

ryanknapper · 06-29-2007, 11:55 AM

I wonder if my two minutes would seem much longer to her.

bithead · 06-29-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rubbintheboywanker

Is that Canadian Dollars or US....
It'd probably be worth $70 for a half hour or $110 for an hour to get my midget groove on.

The Exchange Rate is irrelevant these days... almost @ par.

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