All I want for Christmas is...

WSEIII · 12-04-2011, 10:04 PM

Loose weight and a woman

iheartnihilism · 12-04-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

Loose weight and a woman

Did you mean to lose weight and loose women?

All I want is for my bf to not be mad that I booked us a week in Jamaica (he has been feeling shitty lately that I make more money and pay for everything) and to be able to wear heels without getting blisters. Are you listening Santa?

campy · 12-05-2011, 07:50 AM

Weight Watchers....do it!! A guy in my meetings lost over 80 pounds since last January...he's a different dude. I have lost over 30.

I would really like a drama free Christmas, to stay healthy and at a good , reasonable weight and a new pair of leather mary janes wouldn't go amiss

darksun3173 · 12-05-2011, 11:38 AM

More time to sleep. Ugh five hours a night isn't cutting it.

Snake · 12-05-2011, 03:47 PM

i could really use $3,000 santa! you hear me! you fat bastard...

Bucho · 12-06-2011, 12:59 PM

... a wingsuit.

campy · 12-06-2011, 01:19 PM

Bucho,
You better ask Santa because anyone one who loves you won't be getting you that for Christmas....SCARY

BrianAlt · 12-06-2011, 04:23 PM

For Campy to lose as much weight as she would like.

albi · 12-07-2011, 04:55 AM

A couple of days to do nothing but read, nap, listen to podcasts and stretch luxuriously.

lizsquiz · 12-07-2011, 11:23 PM

to win the lottery would be great, since I just had a car accident that was ruled my fault (despite the other guy being speeding and not looking) - and have no insurance that covers the damage to my car or his. so i'm fucked. and poor.

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campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	Weight Watchers....do it!! A guy in my meetings lost over 80 pounds since last January...he's a different dude. I have lost over 30. I would really like a drama free Christmas, to stay healthy and at a good , reasonable weight and a new pair of leather mary janes wouldn't go amiss
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darksun3173 Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 87	More time to sleep. Ugh five hours a night isn't cutting it.
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Snake Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: North Carolina Posts: 42	i could really use $3,000 santa! you hear me! you fat bastard...
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campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	Bucho, You better ask Santa because anyone one who loves you won't be getting you that for Christmas....SCARY
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albi Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 78	A couple of days to do nothing but read, nap, listen to podcasts and stretch luxuriously.
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lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	to win the lottery would be great, since I just had a car accident that was ruled my fault (despite the other guy being speeding and not looking) - and have no insurance that covers the damage to my car or his. so i'm fucked. and poor.
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