Anyone of you guys internet marketing gurus?

[PenBoy]

Ok,
First, let me say I'm a long time listener, frequent forum troller here here (just so no one thinks I'm trying to spam or anything of the sort).

So I have this celebrity news social network (link in my sig) that I've been trying to grow for a while. Anyways, it seems impossible to have people join. I think it's a pretty decent service, but I just can't get it to take off.

I don't have any money to pay some to market it for me (broke student here), and very soon I wont even have enough money to host it if I don't start making any money off it.

Any tips? Anyone interested in helping me out? I'm obviously not a pro here and this is my first foray into something like this.

C'mon KATGers, I know you are a nice bunch, help a brother out.

Thanks in advance!