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Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation
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02-26-2010,
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02-26-2010,
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02-26-2010,
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but now your broke and she...
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dEadERest
It ends when Puck and...
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Wish granted, and now every...
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DudeEMETIB
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Florida
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Good news. She just did. Bad news, you have the same condition.
I wish I could get over my ex, once and for all.
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