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Create your own Engrish
Translation Party
Just type in a sentence in english, and it will translate it back and forth till it "makes sense." For example, I entered "I will not rest until you are dead" and it came out with "Before me, the rest is not to die." |
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"Not held back by the FCC or anyone else, Keith and Chemda create hilarious talk shows 5 days a week along with a video podcast. Topics cover celebrity gossip, current news, pop culture and preventing robots from taking over the world."
Becomes Video stories, FCC and Keith, or anyone else interesting Chemda Poddokyasutobakkuappu looking for five shows a day in one place. Topic, the rules of the world, pop culture, gossip Robottoserebu to prevent the cover from the latest news. |
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This one you have to read all of them.
My fake plants died, because I didn't pretend to water them. So I do not have my fake plants in the water pretending they were dead. So I need to water my plants a fake do not pretend to be dead. So I need to water my plants dead Please do not pretend to be a fake. So, I'm dead in the water plant please. Should not going to fake. So, please have me dead in aquatic plants. There is no intention to fake. So, please water my plants die. Is not going to fake. So, water my plants die. Is not trying to forge. Therefore, the water plants die. Is not trying to forge. Therefore, the death of aquatic plants. Is not trying to forge. |
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wow. started with:
I polished the cow because it was on top of two silk plants in a football field. first return was: This is a football field, I had two plants on one of the silk, brush your cows. finally came back with: Two cows at one plant, soccer field, this one brush one of my silk one. Ran it again and it came back with: One single plant, a soccer field, one of my two silk brush, this one is a cow. Interesting - I speak pretty good spanish (4 years) and whenever people google translate stuff, it comes out as this on the first run most of the time... both ways. Very interesting to see the exponential effect ![]()
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Mitch Hedburg jokes are the shit in this thing.
In: Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too." Out: "Do I need to shave your moves to the earth, it is always our" Yes, I have a beard. *** Also... In: I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck? Out: You can participate in their sport ... and I Have Sex? And one of the ones along the way was: "You can participate in sports ... I own you to have sex?" *** In: So I wish I could play little league now because I would kick some fucking ass. Out: Because I said so I kick some ass Titty now, like a Little League game. *** Subject: "I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit." I do not have a microwave, I do not have a watch shit sometimes food. > I see food and I do not have a shit, do not have a microwave oven. > I see food, I shit, microwave, oven does not have. > I have my microwave, refer to the food shit, no oven. > I have to shit in the microwave my food please refer to the oven. > Please refer to the oven I have a shit in a microwave oven to cook please. > Please. Please my microwave oven. Please take a crap in the oven to cook. > Please. My microwave, oven please. Please. Take a crap in the oven for cooking. > Please. My microwave, oven please. Please. Please put food waste in the oven. > Please. My microwave, oven please. Please. Please. Food waste in the oven. Few things on the internet have made me laugh this hard. |
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This is so fun!
It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different. To: City, black or white, Sasquatch, is to stay out of our problems. Without limiting the way of your dreams, following madness is in violation of the provisions of this Act. Except for Sasquatch. If the Sasquatch, the rules are different. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'm really bored.
Original - "bang bang!" maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head. "bang bang!" maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head. "Bambang" came on top of her head Shirubahanmadaun Maxwell. "Liberally" to come on top of her head Shirubahanmadaun Maxwell. "Generously" to come to the top of her head Shirubahanmadaun Maxwell. Finally - "Generously" to come to the top of her head Shirubahanmadaun Maxwell. What happened there? |
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In: Little Baby Faggot Returns "Alright, I gotta go suck dick now. You behave."
Out: Little baby back to the bunch, "Alright, now I have to go suck dick. Will work for you." *** a bunch of little baby said, "Alright, now have to go suck dick.'ll Work for you." *** a bunch of babies, "Alright, now said to go suck dick. 'North Korea working for you." **** a bunch of babies, "Alright, now told to go suck dick. DPRK working for you." *** a bunch of babies, "Alright, now told to go suck dick. The North work for you." *** a bunch of babies, "Alright, now told to go suck dick. For you to handle, and in the North."
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