Dr. Sleep, I Think I Found Your Soulmate

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

I think tattoos represent commitment (or rather, fleeting commitment and misunderstanding the signifficance and dedication of commitment). That's why I don't have any tattoos, because I just can't see myself locking in on a specific idea to have it permanently on my body.

Hmm, interesting, personally i just think most of them look really trashy.

[marina]

I don't see any kissing.

I am disappoint.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Hmm, interesting, personally i just think most of them look really trashy.

You're just angry that they get to pick cool things to have on their skin permanently, whereas God smeared shit on your face and told you to fuck off.

Oh yeah, also he made your entire life a Euler diagram wherein you learn that "Things Skeep Puts His Penis Into" is never a subset of "Things Skeep Wants To Put His Penis Into". But hey, keep ploughing into that couch and watching that hentai, buddy. That sure ain't "trashy".

[Cretaceous Bob]

Oh, you know what, Dokker Sneap? I forgot that I have a friend that is totally perfect for you. She's also spent her entire life not having sex, watching hentai, being angry, and living in her parents' house.

And she's right here.

[dEadERest]

"i'd hit that" - bruno

[DWarrior]

Whatever happened to Bruno.

Also, SBF. She should be about legal now and might hit Mobbdeep if she's not dead from crack yet. Is fucking step brothers also on the list of turnoffs?