The Great American Novel audio book

Keith · 03-11-2011, 10:07 AM

Click here to get the audio book from the KATG Store

The man behind Keith and The Girl, the fast-paced hilarious comedy talk show, brings you an autobiography of his first 30 years. From life with his religious family and Catholic priest father to his move to New York City and pursuance of stand-up comedy, this book covers all the ridiculousness from birth to The Big Three Oh. Whether he’s working for Feminists Against Pornography after busting a load to the pages of Penthouse or trying to get a job as a live-in child caregiver simply for a place to stay, Keith Malley shares all the seriousness and silliness of an everyman trying to leave his small town and make it in the big world. This blisteringly funny memoir will literally have you crying with laughter as you recognize things in yourself. You’ll feel empowered realizing we all think in the same crazy way, and maybe, just maybe, you’re not such a freak after all.

The audio version is narrated in full by Keith Malley.

Listen to the promo below

Click here to get the audio book from the KATG Store

RoundAbout · 03-11-2011, 10:27 AM

I guess you couldn't get Morgan Freeman?

-John- · 03-11-2011, 10:42 AM

AWESOME! i have the paper back but im buying this aswell. it's gona be great

Junkenstein · 03-11-2011, 11:03 AM

this is such good news.

ADD: ok.opening sentence in the pre-amble and i already am in hysterics and had to pause. if you hear it you'll know.

punk'n · 03-11-2011, 12:33 PM

As soon as I get paid, this is going in my earholes.

Junkenstein · 03-11-2011, 01:12 PM

i dont have enough superlatives for this. its like i always imagined it would sound but BETTER!

today was a shit day and still i'm laughing to retardation.

even if you got the paper version you MUST get this.

mcnugget · 03-12-2011, 10:07 AM

this is crack to my ears... fuck you for being so funny

RebelFart · 03-13-2011, 11:31 AM

Bought it yesterday, put it on my iPhone to listen to on my long drive to work..

And i felt like an idiot for laughing so hard while people were watching me, they must have thought i was insane, and i didn't get shit done at work.

HILARIOUS.

89vision · 03-13-2011, 02:42 PM

funny as fuck, people were looking at me like I was at nuts at the gym.

DeadbeatHero · 03-14-2011, 02:29 AM

I tried The Great American Novel challenge. You know, trying not to laugh in the first 30 seconds. Well, I held in my laughter for the first 15 seconds, and I got a hemorrhoid from holding it in. I'm legally blind which means I can see just not well enough to do anything. So this audio book is a dream come true. Thanks Keith for this work of art.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,947	The Great American Novel audio book Click here to get the audio book from the KATG Store The man behind Keith and The Girl, the fast-paced hilarious comedy talk show, brings you an autobiography of his first 30 years. From life with his religious family and Catholic priest father to his move to New York City and pursuance of stand-up comedy, this book covers all the ridiculousness from birth to The Big Three Oh. Whether he’s working for Feminists Against Pornography after busting a load to the pages of Penthouse or trying to get a job as a live-in child caregiver simply for a place to stay, Keith Malley shares all the seriousness and silliness of an everyman trying to leave his small town and make it in the big world. This blisteringly funny memoir will literally have you crying with laughter as you recognize things in yourself. You’ll feel empowered realizing we all think in the same crazy way, and maybe, just maybe, you’re not such a freak after all. The audio version is narrated in full by Keith Malley. Listen to the promo below Click here to get the audio book from the KATG Store Last edited by MichaelApproved; 07-16-2013 at 03:45 AM. Reason: Added direct link to the store and promo audio
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03-11-2011, 10:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
RoundAbout Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 336	I guess you couldn't get Morgan Freeman?
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-John- Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 110	AWESOME! i have the paper back but im buying this aswell. it's gona be great
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	this is such good news. ADD: ok.opening sentence in the pre-amble and i already am in hysterics and had to pause. if you hear it you'll know. Keith likes this. Last edited by Junkenstein; 03-11-2011 at 12:30 PM.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	As soon as I get paid, this is going in my earholes.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	i dont have enough superlatives for this. its like i always imagined it would sound but BETTER! today was a shit day and still i'm laughing to retardation. even if you got the paper version you MUST get this. Keith likes this.
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03-12-2011, 10:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
mcnugget Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Perth, OZ Posts: 49	this is crack to my ears... fuck you for being so funny Keith likes this.
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03-13-2011, 11:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
RebelFart Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4	Bought it yesterday, put it on my iPhone to listen to on my long drive to work.. And i felt like an idiot for laughing so hard while people were watching me, they must have thought i was insane, and i didn't get shit done at work. HILARIOUS. Keith likes this.
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03-13-2011, 02:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
89vision Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 182	funny as fuck, people were looking at me like I was at nuts at the gym. Keith likes this.
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03-14-2011, 02:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
DeadbeatHero Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kansas City Missouri Posts: 12	I tried The Great American Novel challenge. You know, trying not to laugh in the first 30 seconds. Well, I held in my laughter for the first 15 seconds, and I got a hemorrhoid from holding it in. I'm legally blind which means I can see just not well enough to do anything. So this audio book is a dream come true. Thanks Keith for this work of art. Keith likes this.
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