Help me get laid: Move to New York

Sparrow · 12-31-2010, 09:54 AM

Here's the deal: Bren has been unexpectedly left with the Flushing apartment. He needs two roommates to stay in New York otherwise he might ship back to England and, goddamnit, that fucks with my pussy getting what it needs.

Get this: New York is exciting. You could live near asians. We can hang out when I fly up!

PM me for details.

fluxquanta · 12-31-2010, 05:33 PM

doctorsleep will be all over this thread.

DWarrior · 12-31-2010, 06:30 PM

Keith & Adam - Feb 2009
3:17:25

dcGirl · 01-02-2011, 09:06 PM

Why don't you just move up there? Then you won't have to pay for plane tickets!

Sparrow · 01-02-2011, 09:20 PM

whooooah. woah.woah. woah. woah. who said anything about moving in together!?

Nah, I'm just not into that.

dcGirl · 01-02-2011, 09:28 PM

You wouldn't be moving in together...just in rooms/spaces next to each other.

You'd be helping him and he'd be helping you.

Sparrow · 01-02-2011, 09:31 PM

Relying on a man I'm seeing for the roof over my head leaves a real bad taste in my mouth these days.

dcGirl · 01-02-2011, 09:38 PM

I was suggesting it about 99% as a joke. You guys seem like awesome peeps but definitely not at the live together stage. Maybe it was more funny in my head then how it came out.

bankyanks · 01-03-2011, 02:08 AM

Raincheck for two years from now?
I'd be happy to move in then.

hoshnobobo2.0 · 01-03-2011, 06:32 PM

man if i could lock down a job there id move tomorrow, whats rent like?
and actually i know someone else who would too. maybee i could get transferred there....... interesting now that i think about it i might move their on my own......... my work just fucked me over and i could use a change of pace...... brb craigslist NY

12-31-2010, 09:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	Help me get laid: Move to New York Here's the deal: Bren has been unexpectedly left with the Flushing apartment. He needs two roommates to stay in New York otherwise he might ship back to England and, goddamnit, that fucks with my pussy getting what it needs. Get this: New York is exciting. You could live near asians. We can hang out when I fly up! PM me for details.
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12-31-2010, 05:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
fluxquanta Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,122	doctorsleep will be all over this thread.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Keith & Adam - Feb 2009 3:17:25
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dcGirl Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: your mom's pants Posts: 183	Why don't you just move up there? Then you won't have to pay for plane tickets!
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	whooooah. woah.woah. woah. woah. who said anything about moving in together!? Nah, I'm just not into that.
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dcGirl Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: your mom's pants Posts: 183	You wouldn't be moving in together...just in rooms/spaces next to each other. You'd be helping him and he'd be helping you.
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01-02-2011, 09:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	Relying on a man I'm seeing for the roof over my head leaves a real bad taste in my mouth these days.
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01-02-2011, 09:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
dcGirl Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: your mom's pants Posts: 183	I was suggesting it about 99% as a joke. You guys seem like awesome peeps but definitely not at the live together stage. Maybe it was more funny in my head then how it came out.
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01-03-2011, 02:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
bankyanks Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australian bitch. Posts: 14	Raincheck for two years from now? I'd be happy to move in then.
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hoshnobobo2.0 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 862	man if i could lock down a job there id move tomorrow, whats rent like? and actually i know someone else who would too. maybee i could get transferred there....... interesting now that i think about it i might move their on my own......... my work just fucked me over and i could use a change of pace...... brb craigslist NY
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