twilight bitches are crazy

[Mikey]

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If you were on the west coast last night, you most likely heard the sound of a thousand high-pitched screams. You probably shrugged it off, thinking it was just the voices in your head shrieking to get out. Naw, it wasn't the voices in your head this time. It was the sound coming from the mob of fangirls busting their vocal chords and bursting ear drums at the "Twilight" premiere in Los Angeles last night. Fangirls like the hot (literally) bitch above waited overnight just so they could catch a quick glimpse of the sparkly stars. I think sanitation workers are still cleaning up all the panty pudding left on the street.

The screams even flattened Robert Pattinson's magical hair! The unicorns had to find another forest to frolick in. Robert told MTV News that he's gotten used to insane girls screaming at him. In fact, he's gone deaf. He said, "I left my brain at the door. It's completely insane. You never expect it. ... I'm completely deaf!" No, seriously. He wasn't joking. He's really deaf.

Robert went on to tell a story about a group of girls who scratched their necks for him. "There were some girls who had scratched ... the side of their necks so [they were] freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, 'We did this for you.' I didn't know what to say. 'Um, thanks guys?'"


all that said, im still excited to see it

[madeyeshawn]

most of my respectable book reading friends who have read these books have said the first book is good and the rest is stereotypical whiny cry baby Chick Melodrama shit.

Everyday while walking on the train in Chicago I can count at least 5 women reading these books.

It annoys me how people only read a book if its super popular and not care weather or not its any good.

Oh well.

I also notice how I have never seen a guy reading these books. I suppose someone was gonna bank on the harry potter rebound. Mine as well be this.