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KATG's Hottest Girl 2011 -- Nominations
Good Morning! Rise and Shine, my loves!!! It's time.
I'm awfully jazzed to be hosting our little yearly pageant again. We are being brought to you these autumn weeks by Exclusive Beauties -- Sick Hot Chicks Who Love Dick. If our festivities give you a real live boner for a real live chick, check 'em out!!! (IM KATGgirloncam) ![]() To whet all your whistles for the showing of your skin bits, here's a little run down on what you're playing for: The Title of Keith and the Girl's Hottest Girl 2011 Self-Confidence/Esteem/Hawt Recognition Award Winning Sex Toys courtesy of our adorably ran EB Keith and the Girl Gold VIP Membership An extra sensual deluxe (and probably nude) avatard by Josh Latta Cameo appearance in an Erik Skov animated KATG short Two Tickets to Porcfest 2012 and more!!!!!!! Let's start in our grand old tradition of: I: Nominate Thyself To enter: post a statement of intent (e.g. In it to win it, bitchfucks!!!) and a picture of your choice. No third party or late nominations will be accepted. Be Confident. Be on time. It turns me on. Please remember this contest is photo heavy. Advancement for each round will require fresh, new theme oriented material. and GO! Nominations will close Wednesday, October 12th ***All entrants must be of at least 18 years.***
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Hey y’all. I know I haven’t been around much in the past year or so but its been a busy one. Here’s a quick summary: breakup, knee surgery, rebuilding of social circle, truly dating for the first time, terrible job, new boyfriend, graduation from college, unemployment, removal from a much beloved city, and the usual ever present anxiety and family issues. I know it sounds like I’m whining but I have grown a lot. Much like last year I think this will do nothing but awesome things for my self-image, never-ending quest to become the best person ever and whatnot. Unlike last year though I am in it to motherfucking win it. With that said I wish the best to my fellow contestants as its not really a matter of who wins but how many completely gorgeous women we get to view in various states of undress. Now onto photo proof of why I should be the top dog.http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6161/...53b636a9_b.jpg
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Were you to actually identify as a woman, sure. Sweetbaby, your soul has balls and a penis. Play for not ha-ha's, but for realsies; take your cutie patootie bootie a few threads down.
On a different note: Vi I am so goddamn excited to see what you're bringing to the table this year. Yowza! |
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Vi, you made my heart skip a few beats.
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so i wasn't gonna compete at all this year, but i was...um...encouraged? guilted? one of the two...or both, so here i am. we'll see how far this goes. and i, too, have been forums-lite since april 15, but there's just been a lot goin' on in my world. i'll try my best to do better.
![]() ok. with that boring stuff outta the way, here's my humble submission. hope i'm doing my uber-hawt counterparts justice: |
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