LOL @ Craigslist

[DudeEMETIB]

Because Craigslist is filled with hilariously stupid people either desperate for a date, trying to sell some shitty item, looking for a platform to spread some crazy news, or just showing us how shittily they type and formulate sentences for us to laugh, I make this thread.

Here's an example (and feel free to post any you find on your own! (: )

"there on cross way road is a church claiming to be christian.I know them very well,and know they are just players.they listen to morbid cult music,in private.they abuse children[the abused will become the abuser]because they refuse to real with there childhood abuses.there just a coward cult,and network to trash other lives,instead of stoping the cycle of abuse put on them by there drunken fathers.In the bible its called[paying for the sins of the fathers.]did you ever wonder why there is no mention of child abuse in the bible.there loyality is to iseral,and there marching to zion,and this is there war for profet,they send others fight for what they want.facism allways favors woman,and wath and vengengens is a spilt tail weakness.google[ole boys]they get big discounts,we pay for too.these are sick[protected cowards].when in the south,you are eather slave or master.because this weakness spead to the fed,gov,america will never be great again.h.ford and a.hitler were friends,from 1955 untill 2010[the sea turned to red]then ford anounced they will stop maken there shit use extra fuel.they have f 150 day in backwards texas."

It goes from this guy talking smack about a local church, to Henry Ford and Hitler being friends until 2010??? lol

[Station]

The least of his problems, but I love how they're their and there are all just there.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

trying to sell some shitty item

Hey man, I've bought and sold a couple of things on Craigslist and it actually turned out pretty well. I'd say the shittiest part is waiting in some random parking lot for a complete stranger to show up, and that stranger knows you have cash or an item worth selling that they could easily steal.

[DudeEMETIB]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

Hey man, I've bought and sold a couple of things on Craigslist and it actually turned out pretty well. I'd say the shittiest part is waiting in some random parking lot for a complete stranger to show up, and that stranger knows you have cash or an item worth selling that they could easily steal.

Oh I've bought and sold on Craigslist too, I'm pretty sure the PS3 I bought off someone on Craigslist was stolen, lol, but I mean generally I've had good experiences with it too...I'm just saying I've also seen people literally trying to sell something that maybe at one point was valuable, but is complete junk...and not in the American Pickers way.

One time, I contacted someone who was selling a 2 rockband guitars and a rockband and a guitar hero game for PS3...I was only interested in 1 guitar, but apparently they had arranged for someone else to come by and buy everything. The lady said if that didn't go through, she'd call me so I could get the guitar. Well, she called me and I went, I gave her $20 for the guitar (which I thought was fair, since those guitars cost quite a bit and I wanted to play my Rockband Beatles really badly) but she had to leave, so she told her husband or boyfriend or brother (I dunno) "give him the stuff" - "what stuff?" - "the guitar thing"

I guess he thought I had paid for everything, so he gave me the games and both controllers, and I drove off...very pleased.

[better dylan]

Me: hey I'll give you 100 for the xobx. you can keep games and controllers
craiglist rapist: what would i do with em if i sold the xbox dummy
me: sell them to gamestop
craiglist rapist:hell no
me: or use them to hire some kid that already has a...n xbox to shovel your driveway for the winter
craiglist rapist: no i gota snowblower.. your a dumbass
me: and you are a cunt with no ability to problem solve. Hey I figured out something you can do with that internet cable. go hang yourself.

This was where he called and asked me to fight him... that just lead to me accusing him of trying to have sex with me.

CLR:man up pussy
Me: I'm not looking for a date faggot
CLR: I'll beat your ass and take your wallet bitch
...CLR: fuckin pussy
Me: hahaha. take it out on your boyfriend pillow biter
CLR: ok wanna talk shit shit but can't back it up.. bitch made
Me: I understand your meth withdrawl got you hostile son. You should just ask a couple of the guys you normally blow for a couple bucks til you can get your fix
CLR: ok ill take 100 meet me by the tennis courts at riverside park
Me: you are quite possibly the most shrewd business man on craiglist

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

I guess he thought I had paid for everything, so he gave me the games and both controllers, and I drove off...very pleased.

Nice.

I guess it was more nerve wracking for me considering my one big purchase was for a shortwave radio (worth about $800 new) for $500. So I had to rendezvous with some dude I didn't know in the parking lot of a McDonalds in a Chicago suburb, at night (because he kept calling me and pushing back the meet time), with that guy knowing full well I had at least $500 cash on me. But it all turned out well.

[DudeEMETIB]

That's probably one of those instances where I would've thought nothing of it...until I start driving to meet the guy and then go "holy fuck...he knows I have cash on me, it's night, this is so fucking sketch" and kinda panic and wait to get shot until the whole thing is done.

[better dylan]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

Nice.

I guess it was more nerve wracking for me considering my one big purchase was for a shortwave radio (worth about $800 new) for $500. So I had to rendezvous with some dude I didn't know in the parking lot of a McDonalds in a Chicago suburb, at night (because he kept calling me and pushing back the meet time), with that guy knowing full well I had at least $500 cash on me. But it all turned out well.

I had to buy an 800 dollar weight set and showed up loaded for bear. I had mace in my pocket and and a tire iron in my front floor board. that day the passenger seat wasn't called shot gun. it was called desert eagle. My friend brought the fire power.

[DWarrior]

Why don't you just bring a check. And meet in front of Starbuck's?

edit: oh right, you guys are craigslist users :P

[jacey.ATX]

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