My Show Needs Your Short Stories!

Preston Buttons · 10-02-2009, 11:21 PM

Air Out My Shorts is looking for story submissions to be read on the show. They don't have to be good! We get drunk and do a poor reading. How can you lose?

Perferably 800 words or so.

Show off your talent or lack thereof. Shit stories welcome! (either bad or about shit - doesn't matter...Keith?)

Preston Buttons · 10-05-2009, 02:05 PM

Send them to shorts@theitspot.com.

I should have been less drunk when I started the thread.

McNally · 10-05-2009, 09:43 PM

I just sent one, and I don't even have alcohol to blame. Unless it wins a nobel prize, in which case I am and always was quite proud of it.

Preston Buttons · 10-06-2009, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McNally

I just sent one, and I don't even have alcohol to blame. Unless it wins a nobel prize, in which case I am and always was quite proud of it.

Sweet! We'll read it in a couple of weeks - thus killing your chance at any award.

Preston Buttons · 10-21-2009, 06:48 PM

23: Whittled McDick

Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks.

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McNally · 10-21-2009, 09:34 PM

AAAHHH SHIT! I'm excited! Even though I know how the story ends already.

McNally · 10-22-2009, 06:18 PM

Ahaha! This episode cracked me the fuck up. My favorite line was "If you squat on a penis long enough, do you own it?" And nice try with the lie about me buying you a drink, Preston. No one's gonna believe that.

I was kinda thinking that maybe I should write a series of thousand page prequel novels, even though it all ends with a sudden dragon eating. Would that be funny, or a sign of mental collapse? I'll guess we'll see in eighteen years when the saga is complete. I'll drop you a line when they're all done.

thewordwhore · 10-23-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by McNally

"If you squat on a penis long enough, do you own it?"

I conducted some 'research' after this aired.
The answer is: Yes, you do!

Preston Buttons · 01-13-2010, 12:44 PM

Looking for more stories. See if you can do better than McNally!

McNally · 01-13-2010, 01:21 PM

I double dog dare you! Here's my story for the curious:

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AirOu...episode123.mp3

Hey Preston, I just got into Toronto a couple days ago, and I love it so far. I'm still settling in, but we'll have to get a coffee or a beer or something at some point. Unless I get stabbed on Yonge St, which the small-towners warned me I would.

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Preston Buttons Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 383	McNally is Aired Out 23: Whittled McDick Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks. Player: Flash MP3 Player Direct: http://www.theitspot.com/shorts/episode123.mp3 OUR RSS FEED: Air Out My Shorts OUR AUDIO COMMENT LINE: 305-76-SHOWS (305-767-4697)
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McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	Ahaha! This episode cracked me the fuck up. My favorite line was "If you squat on a penis long enough, do you own it?" And nice try with the lie about me buying you a drink, Preston. No one's gonna believe that. I was kinda thinking that maybe I should write a series of thousand page prequel novels, even though it all ends with a sudden dragon eating. Would that be funny, or a sign of mental collapse? I'll guess we'll see in eighteen years when the saga is complete. I'll drop you a line when they're all done.
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McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	I double dog dare you! Here's my story for the curious: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AirOu...episode123.mp3 Hey Preston, I just got into Toronto a couple days ago, and I love it so far. I'm still settling in, but we'll have to get a coffee or a beer or something at some point. Unless I get stabbed on Yonge St, which the small-towners warned me I would.
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