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05-16-2010, 04:32 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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Alcohol absolutely is a truth serum for many people, but not all people take it to the point of being mean. I certainly can, but for the most part, when I am drunk and chatty, it's to tell people how I've always wanted to fuck them. |
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05-16-2010, 11:10 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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I am a very mean drunk. Where is your friend, I can talk to him for you.
KIDDING! However welcome yet another Ottawa dude. Just be honest when both of you are not too lit, but be gentle, not knowing if he flys off the handle defensivly or not. I find Ottawa in general is mean. |
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05-17-2010, 10:12 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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The show she means was one where a listener sent a letter saying that her fiancée's friends offended her and treated her like crap when they hung out, to blame it on alcohol later. I stand on my point of view: people unleash their inner douche when they're drunk. That doesnt mean they're evil or they hate you. It could just be bitterness that piles up for other reasons and alcohol helps blowing up. Some people get in the way. Best thing is discussing the issue when the person is sober, and dont be gentle either. I'll make a weird example. The girl i had before the one i had now, was the one who got me to stop drinking. When i was dating her in the beginning of our relationship, i was an animal. One night, we were having dinner at a restaurant with other people. I was pissed off for various reasons, and was trying to drink the rage away (mistake n.1). After a good bunch of sips, another girl at the table, a friend of hers, started giggling in a vaguely annoying way, about a conversation i wasnt really following. I slammed my hand on the table and litterally said "HA! HA! WHAT'S SO FUNNY? REALLY!? WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY? TELL ME?". Being the "Dumb drunk" and her friend's boyfriend, i was ignored and not beaten to a pulp (which happened in other occasions). After that, my girl told me that if i ever did that again she would have left me. I loved her and i stopped drinking. I was afraid to hurt her. Then somehow, i worked out my self control. Eventually things changed. I started drinking again, but being a lovely affectionate drunk. But those things in the end had us split. But now i know how to handle myself. But the mean one is there. I know it is. If no one told me to shut up, it would've got worse. |
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05-17-2010, 10:49 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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I have a 2 drink max. 2 drinks will get me on stage singing. 2 drinks will have me dancing and giggling and joyful. One sip over 2 turns me into a raging slutfuckface and at about the bottom of that number 3 I come swinging. (last time in 2008 I started a bar fight with my best friend--not the first time it had happened.) Years of trial and error, but there it is. and, you know, what with having to keep stringent about this crazy math, it tasting terrible, and my epic multi-day hangovers I'd rather just smoke.
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05-17-2010, 11:03 AM | #25 (permalink) | |
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I am a loving drunk, though. I get nice when I am drinking. Nice and sleepy. All my rage comes from sobriety. Last edited by lattaland; 05-17-2010 at 11:14 AM. |
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