Shoulda, coulda, woulda

lizsquiz · 12-26-2010, 06:33 AM

OK, so half in the spirit, of New Years Resolutions, and half in the spirit of "shit needs done", here's the place to post your "shoulda, coulda, woulda"

I've got some to get started.

I shoulda banged you, even though we work together and that's probably a bad idea.

I could've said "yes" when you asked "do you ever wonder what would have happened if we were both single at the same time"

Rhian · 12-26-2010, 08:00 PM

I don't make resolutions as a rule, but I like this.

I shoulda studied overseas when I had the chance to, I coulda stayed there when I went, and I and now doing the woulda in travelling even though I'm broken and we'll see what happens.

Trying to live like my sig line.

missmilf25 · 12-26-2010, 08:32 PM

i shoulda left him months before i found out he cheated -- the shit had already gone bad. in fact, i never shoulda said 'i do' in the first place. whatevs. bygones.

i coulda done wonderful, sexy things to that other man when i had the chance...stinkin' self-respect pfft...

now, i would be so happy if i could find something awesome to do for new year's so i can start the year off right. not a single invite anywhere. really?

Paraquat · 12-26-2010, 09:01 PM

I missed out on my college good times. I always wanted to live in a dorm and party my ass off.
Instead I went to a community college, got a second job and bought a house when I was 22. Then developed a slight drinking problem. Then it all gets fuzzy for a bit but now I drink less. Plus all my friends that went to college are idiots so I guess it was a fair trade off?

I'm also already on enough forums but I've been meaning to get more involved with KATG and make it out to an April show so I started posting tonight. How's that for a resolution?

bankyanks · 12-26-2010, 10:28 PM

I shoulda stayed with him.
I coulda traveled more when I was overseas. IDIOT!
I woulda killed to have gotten into a Diploma of Nursing this time last year. And now I've got it!! YAY ME!

Slampokes is right. This shit is hard.

bankyanks · 12-26-2010, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slampokes

I shoulda fucked that guy
I coulda fucked that guy
I woulda fucked that guy
but I was fucking that other guy

DONE

This!

thangers · 12-26-2010, 11:28 PM

Props to this idea, I think it is brilliant.

I should have stayed away after we broke up.
I could have graduated by now if I wasn't being such an idiot.
I would have spent more time giving a damn if I was not so insecure.

Whew.

rehtaFrey · 12-27-2010, 02:48 AM

I should have asked you flat out if you were happy in your relationship.
I could have definitely try harder and be more direct
I would re-consider my words before promising the world to you.

now i'm sad.

Akai · 12-27-2010, 02:53 AM

I should've just left
I could've been honest
I would've done both if I wasn't such a pussball.

Damn, we are some sad motherfuckers.

Kittens!
kittens.jpg

There, much better.

FletchLives · 12-27-2010, 07:59 AM

i shoulda quit cigarettes this year.
i woulda been healthier
i coulda not been killing myself daily.

12-26-2010, 06:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	Shoulda, coulda, woulda OK, so half in the spirit, of New Years Resolutions, and half in the spirit of "shit needs done", here's the place to post your "shoulda, coulda, woulda" I've got some to get started. I shoulda banged you, even though we work together and that's probably a bad idea. I could've said "yes" when you asked "do you ever wonder what would have happened if we were both single at the same time" Last edited by lizsquiz; 12-26-2010 at 04:15 PM.
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Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	I don't make resolutions as a rule, but I like this. I shoulda studied overseas when I had the chance to, I coulda stayed there when I went, and I and now doing the woulda in travelling even though I'm broken and we'll see what happens. Trying to live like my sig line.
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12-26-2010, 08:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
missmilf25 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: not in a house, not with a mouse, not here or there, not ANYWHERE Posts: 200	i shoulda left him months before i found out he cheated -- the shit had already gone bad. in fact, i never shoulda said 'i do' in the first place. whatevs. bygones. i coulda done wonderful, sexy things to that other man when i had the chance...stinkin' self-respect pfft... now, i would be so happy if i could find something awesome to do for new year's so i can start the year off right. not a single invite anywhere. really?
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12-26-2010, 09:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	I missed out on my college good times. I always wanted to live in a dorm and party my ass off. Instead I went to a community college, got a second job and bought a house when I was 22. Then developed a slight drinking problem. Then it all gets fuzzy for a bit but now I drink less. Plus all my friends that went to college are idiots so I guess it was a fair trade off? I'm also already on enough forums but I've been meaning to get more involved with KATG and make it out to an April show so I started posting tonight. How's that for a resolution?
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bankyanks Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australian bitch. Posts: 14	I shoulda stayed with him. I coulda traveled more when I was overseas. IDIOT! I woulda killed to have gotten into a Diploma of Nursing this time last year. And now I've got it!! YAY ME! Slampokes is right. This shit is hard.
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12-26-2010, 11:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
thangers Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Missouri Posts: 62	Props to this idea, I think it is brilliant. I should have stayed away after we broke up. I could have graduated by now if I wasn't being such an idiot. I would have spent more time giving a damn if I was not so insecure. Whew.
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12-27-2010, 02:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
rehtaFrey Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: SINGAPORE~~ Posts: 502	I should have asked you flat out if you were happy in your relationship. I could have definitely try harder and be more direct I would re-consider my words before promising the world to you. now i'm sad.
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Akai Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: South Jersey Posts: 0	I should've just left I could've been honest I would've done both if I wasn't such a pussball. Damn, we are some sad motherfuckers. Kittens! kittens.jpg There, much better.
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12-27-2010, 07:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	i shoulda quit cigarettes this year. i woulda been healthier i coulda not been killing myself daily.
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