Sick of parents bitching about their kids.

[Claire]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

Only thing I don't like about kids is that when they do things that they should know better about, like throwing trash in trash cans or saying "please" and "thank you," that I cannot do anything about it because they are not my kids. When I have my own, I will teach them about manners when they are young and how please and thank you should always accompany requests. But like I said, they are not my kids, I cannot control it, so whatev.

And I am sure your children will abide by your every rule and do eveything you ever taught them and you will be able to control everything they do. Your children will always listen to you and never embarass you in public. They will never misbehave just to get a negative reaction from you. I promise, please have lots of children.

[BrownEyedBtch]

Originally Posted by Claire

And I am sure your children will abide by your every rule and do eveything you ever taught them and you will be able to control everything they do. Your children will always listen to you and never embarass you in public. They will never misbehave just to get a negative reaction from you. I promise, please have lots of children.

I'm so glad yours do! Of course they won't - THEY'RE KIDS! But I get to decide what my children do, and I don't have that priviledge with other people's kids. No kid is ever perfect.

[thepetek]

Lamb and veal are considered tastier than mutton or beef, but there is no 'piglet' equivalent. Humans are supposed to be the 'long pig' so is there really no difference between children ribs and adult ribs?

How do you ideally prepare a human child?

Mikey? Serial X?

Shut up. You've wondered. I'm asking. Just shut up. One of you freaks has to know the answer. This is the internet.

[Articthunder666]

on the other hand I hate kids who bitch about there parents....both are annoying.

[DaHonay]

Just a friendly PSA from me: If you don't want kids... WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by DaHonay

Just a friendly PSA from me: If you don't want kids... WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

Good advice, also many venereal diseases should be considered 'kids' in this context. They're almost as annoying, I hear.

[pala]

Anyone else feel uncomfortable when people show you pictures of their kids? I mean I never know what to say, the generic response seems to be "awwwww" or "they're so cute" but I feel like a total douche when I say shit like that, so when people show me pictures of their kids I tend to just say "cool" but even that feels wierd.

Fuck people and their pictures of their kids. I don't show people pictures of my kids, so keep yours in your wallet or purse!