Sick of parents bitching about their kids.

[BrownEyedBtch]

Originally Posted by Claire

And I am sure your children will abide by your every rule and do eveything you ever taught them and you will be able to control everything they do. Your children will always listen to you and never embarass you in public. They will never misbehave just to get a negative reaction from you. I promise, please have lots of children.

I'm so glad yours do! Of course they won't - THEY'RE KIDS! But I get to decide what my children do, and I don't have that priviledge with other people's kids. No kid is ever perfect.

[thepetek]

Lamb and veal are considered tastier than mutton or beef, but there is no 'piglet' equivalent. Humans are supposed to be the 'long pig' so is there really no difference between children ribs and adult ribs?

How do you ideally prepare a human child?

Mikey? Serial X?

Shut up. You've wondered. I'm asking. Just shut up. One of you freaks has to know the answer. This is the internet.

[Articthunder666]

on the other hand I hate kids who bitch about there parents....both are annoying.

[DaHonay]

Just a friendly PSA from me: If you don't want kids... WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by DaHonay

Just a friendly PSA from me: If you don't want kids... WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

Good advice, also many venereal diseases should be considered 'kids' in this context. They're almost as annoying, I hear.

[pala]

Anyone else feel uncomfortable when people show you pictures of their kids? I mean I never know what to say, the generic response seems to be "awwwww" or "they're so cute" but I feel like a total douche when I say shit like that, so when people show me pictures of their kids I tend to just say "cool" but even that feels wierd.

Fuck people and their pictures of their kids. I don't show people pictures of my kids, so keep yours in your wallet or purse!

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by pala

Anyone else feel uncomfortable when people show you pictures of their kids? I mean I never know what to say, the generic response seems to be "awwwww" or "they're so cute" but I feel like a total douche when I say shit like that, so when people show me pictures of their kids I tend to just say "cool" but even that feels wierd.

Fuck people and their pictures of their kids. I don't show people pictures of my kids, so keep yours in your wallet or purse!

They key is statements like, "Oh, your wife has some Spanish in her family?" "You and your wife are both brunettes and the kid is blond, is that weird?" "So you adopted?" "Are you guys gonna have your own kids too?"

Invest in DNA companies, question parentage.

[fubaya]

Originally Posted by pala

Anyone else feel uncomfortable when people show you pictures of their kids?

I always ask if they have anything on the conception.

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by fubaya

I always ask if they have anything on the conception.

No you don't! Do you?

(I'm serious!)

[J-5]

Originally Posted by blackpussy

I declare this the official bitch about kids thread, let me start.

God dammit, my two fucking kids threw rocks towards the house and fucking broke the back window out of my car.... $350 later, it's fixed! Just in time for family vaca to Florida which is going to cost an arm and a leg. /Vent over

I feel better, I can't believe a bitch about kids thread wasn't started sooner. What a relief!

What a couple of hell raisers. I will tell you what I told your hubby.....I cannot believe that the Grim Reaper and super stealth black ops marine would break a window......slitting throats yes, braking windows no no no. good luck with those two.