Simpsons quotes

[lattaland]

If you are anything like me, and I pray that you aren't, you have hundreds of Simpsons quotes floating around in that gray icky stuff in your skull. After all, The Simpsons are like modern Shakespeare. There is a quote from that show that applies to pretty much anything in life.

So, what I am getting at, my friends, gimme your favorite Simpsons quote. Don't worry about context. I don't need it.

Oh, and let's get this out of the way now, The Simpsons aren't as good as they used to be, blah blah blee. Now no one else needs to point that out. I got it. We all got it.

Now go forth, children. Gimme what you got.

[FletchLives]

"attempted murder? what is that? do they give a nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"

[missmilf25]

"women and seamen don't mix..." - wayland smithers

[Scruples]

"Homer: I need some sugar

Hank Scorpio: Here ya go Homer, sorry its not in packets. You want some cream?

Homer: ...uh nooo."

"Sideshow Bob: Racks my old arch nemesis.

Bart: I thought I was your arch nemesis.

Sideshow Bob: I have a life out side of you Bart."

"Hello, HELLOOO, I'm cold and there are wolves after me"-Grandpa

"Ralphie: EWW This Tomacco tastes like Grandma.

Cheif Wiggum: OH MY GOD it does taste like Grandma!"

"Bart: Dad you killed the zombie Flanders.

Homer: He was a zombie?"

"The Goggles they do NOTHING!!!"

and of course the classic
"I am so smart I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T."

[punk'n]

Mr. Burns (my fave character of all time) "I need loooooooooooove"

[DudeEMETIB]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

and I really miss Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz [why'd that crazy bitch have to kill Phil?]

That's actually one of my favorite lines from the show
"Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such ...."


"I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows" - Bart, I actually use quote this all the time, it's just funny and usable.

"I don't like being outdoors Smithers, there's too many fat children." - Burns

"I've done everything the Bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!" - Flanders

Man, I have barely watched Simpsons at all in years. I used to watch the hell out of it as a kid though.

[brotherdarkness]

"...hired goons?"

"The sun is shining, birds are chirping, bees are trying to have sex with them--as is MY understanding..."

"Go back to Russia!"

"I should fight back but I'm paralyzed with rage...and island rhythms."

"That's too clever--YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!"

"Lisa, I would like to purchase your rock."

"Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'city fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be donnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee with this Homer Simpson?!'"

"Quit yer daydreaming, melonhead!"

"You choo-choo-choose me?"

[missmilf25]

"my cat's breath smells like cat food!" - ralph wiggum

[marina]

It tastes like burning!

[lattaland]

[QUOTE=Scruples;684471]"Homer: I need some sugar

Hank Scorpio: Here ya go Homer, sorry its not in packets. You want some cream?

Homer: ...uh nooo."

/QUOTE]


You Only Move Twice. Nice, one of my favorite episodes.

Oh, and here's a quote:

"Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!....eat them!"