Snuggly wuggly..AWWWW.. STFU

RyeNOTBourbon · 11-17-2006, 10:29 AM

Guys do you fall for the snuggle trap? Ladies ? What is with having to "snuggle"..Whats recommend time of a snuggle? How do you pull away without the awkward "Okay then"..Are you like me, use your right hand to keep her head against your chest so you can see your watch checking for how long its cuttin into your drinking time?

ape · 11-17-2006, 11:00 AM

i bet you're really popular with the ladies.

foreplay's probably not really your cup of tea either, is it?

Cubby · 11-17-2006, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ape

i bet you're really popular with the ladies.

I would not take that bet.

be leaves · 11-17-2006, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RyeNOTBourbon

Guys do you fall for the snuggle trap? Ladies ? What is with having to "snuggle"..Whats recommend time of a snuggle? How do you pull away without the awkward "Okay then"..Are you like me, use your right hand to keep her head against your chest so you can see your watch checking for how long its cuttin into your drinking time?

you just made me sad.

i'm sorry.

rajjy · 11-17-2006, 11:48 AM

When he said "ladies?" I think he actually meant "gentlemen?".

Cubby · 11-17-2006, 11:53 AM

And by gentlemen, I picture guys in leather and cutoff shorts, with the American Chopper mustache.

RyeNOTBourbon · 11-17-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rajjy

When he said "ladies?" I think he actually meant "gentlemen?".

yah you got it cause nothing screams gay better then not wanting to snuggle....FAG

the big lebowski · 11-17-2006, 12:06 PM

jaysus! who'd have thought you'd have run into this much opposition on these forums?

RyeNOTBourbon · 11-17-2006, 11:55 AM

Sorry I just dont fall into to that I need reassurance thing ..tell me you luv me every day and hold me tight thing...why is it after sex you need to cuddle? To reassure your not just having sex? After a good go you get the towel clean up wash up and get on with shit ...You cant tell me theres any comfortable way to "hold" someone in bed.You spoon then your arm falls asleep or you get the hot sweaty touch then awkwardness. Hey I'm all for a hug or siting beside each other with a squeeze or something once in a while...

Maybe Im just cold, Im not being a smartass I dont get the snuggle cuddle thing...makes me feel trapped, makes me feel like the other is to needy.Last girl I was with was all klingy like "ohh dont go 5 more mins" ..FUCK BLEH made me wanna puke I had to literaly lift her off me ..LADIES worst thing ever..Klinging to someone...

JediMom · 11-17-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RyeNOTBourbon

Sorry I just dont fall into to that I need reassurance thing ..tell me you luv me every day and hold me tight thing...why is it after sex you need to cuddle? To reassure your not just having sex? After a good go you get the towel clean up wash up and get on with shit ...You cant tell me theres any comfortable way to "hold" someone in bed.You spoon then your arm falls asleep or you get the hot sweaty touch then awkwardness. Hey I'm all for a hug or siting beside each other with a squeeze or something once in a while...

Maybe Im just cold, Im not being a smartass I dont get the snuggle cuddle thing...makes me feel trapped, makes me feel like the other is to needy.Last girl I was with was all klingy like "ohh dont go 5 more mins" ..FUCK BLEH made me wanna puke I had to literaly lift her off me ..LADIES worst thing ever..Klinging to someone...

When you say this, do you mean cuddling without like, making out or SOMETHING? Huh?

11-17-2006, 10:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
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RyeNOTBourbon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bottom of a bottle Posts: 487	Sorry I just dont fall into to that I need reassurance thing ..tell me you luv me every day and hold me tight thing...why is it after sex you need to cuddle? To reassure your not just having sex? After a good go you get the towel clean up wash up and get on with shit ...You cant tell me theres any comfortable way to "hold" someone in bed.You spoon then your arm falls asleep or you get the hot sweaty touch then awkwardness. Hey I'm all for a hug or siting beside each other with a squeeze or something once in a while... Maybe Im just cold, Im not being a smartass I dont get the snuggle cuddle thing...makes me feel trapped, makes me feel like the other is to needy.Last girl I was with was all klingy like "ohh dont go 5 more mins" ..FUCK BLEH made me wanna puke I had to literaly lift her off me ..LADIES worst thing ever..Klinging to someone...
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