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Yes I do, what a neato idea! |
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Nope, but it's a good idea and ima get right on it. |
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18 | 29.03% |
List?! Who the fuck needs a list?? Lists are for pussies... |
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36 | 58.06% |
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The Top 20, err, 23
I remember Spooky mentioning many episodes ago that he had written down a list of 20 things he wanted to do in his life, and he suggested everyone should write down such a list to help them achieve their goals. I thought it was a great idea, and promptly wrote a list of my own. Some things are general, some more specific. I've been feeling pretty down lately, so I figured now's a good a time as any to get it out there and re-energize myself.
Anyone else have a list?? THE TOP 23 1. Do a major solo hike 2. Own a business 3. Learn to Kite Surf 4. Bungee jump 5. Scuba Diving: A- Become a rescue diver B- Dive the Great Barrier Reef 6. Take a white water course and do a class 5 river 7. Get a pilot's license (Heli/plane/both?) 8. Climb a real mountain 9. Assorted Sexual fantasies: A- B- C- 10. Get a skydiving license 11. Learn to sail 12. Travel (Partially) 13. See the Olympics live 14. Get into a life long exercise routine 15. Become a proficient (giggidy) cook 16. Be able to comfortably own car, motorcycle and give 10% to charity 17. Finish College degree 18. Understand car mechanics and home repairs 19. Work in my field of choice 20. Spend some time in a Shaolin monastery 21. Be a guest on KATG 22. See the Aurora Borealis 23. Learn to speak Arabic Underscored = Completed |
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I have a list. Mine was inspired by a woman named Zora that I first heard on the This American Life Podcast. She started the list when she was 12 or so with ambition of compiling all the skills she would need to become a superhero. If I remember correctly she graduated high school when she was 15 and is now working as a mercenary.
Some of the things on her list that shes done include: - learnt to pilot helicopters and commercial aircraft - PhD in GeoPhysics or something like that - mastery of multiple martials - medic training - survival training and tracking - lockpicking - a few foreign languages it was a pretty insane list that she just kept adding to and changing It was a pretty interesting episode, Zora's part was Act Two and the segment is called wonder woman. http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radi...78/superpowers Last edited by Jo_Culprit; 12-21-2010 at 08:53 PM. |
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I only have 6 :\
1. Get a PhD 2. Earn enough to not have to live with roommates/housemates 3. Earn a C in fencing 4. Study Algebraic Topology 5. Study philosophy and politics 6. Learn to play the viola But they're pretty much end-results of many sub-goals. Travel and other stuff I can take or leave. I'll end up doing something that's a life goal for others (like see _______) during vacations, but nothing specific I'd consider worthy of a life goal spot. EDIT: oh yeah, forgot the last one. Haven't thought about it in a year now because there aren't any local opportunities.
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i want to have sex with an oriental person.
i want to kill an animal bigger than me, that could kill me, with no more than a 6 inch blade. i want to own an audi r8. i want to have sex with someone that has been in a major motion picture. i want to learn to sail. i want to have children. i want to learn how to lucid dream. i want some yoohoo cause it's so good. |
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I recommend a large shark, there's less laws around killing ocean creatures |
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Do you count extras, too? I'm guessing every wannabe actor has been an extra in a major motion picture as part of a crowd somewhere.
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how the hell could fight a shark, which is underwater, while wearing chainmail? i'm not talking about staging a fight. there's no laws against fighting a bear or tiger or lion if it attacks you, and who is to say who threw the first punch? |
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He's got a pretty good point there.
I have a very short list, but some of them are ridiculously hard to achieve, so I think that evens it out. 1. Become CCIE certified 2. Play in Carnegie Hall 3. Learn to play mandolin (not bluegrass) 4. Get a PhD in something I can actually use 5. Get away with a murder |
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I've achieved most of my list...which was humble to begin with
#1 was have a child, I did that last year 2. Get a degree, done 3. Find a man, done 4. move out of my parents place, done 5. buy a house, done 6. Get a job preferably in the arts, done 7. lose weight, done....but had a baby and undid it...fuck 8. Travel around Europe, done Now I need a new list...here goes #1. Raise a smart boy into a confident and sensitive man who loves his momma but isn't a momma's boy. 2. Lose that fucking weight...damn 3. Keep said artsy dead end job to pay for this ridiculously over priced, over taxed 60 year old bungalow with a drainage problem. 4. Go to Turks and Caicos 5. Marry my man |
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