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Old 01-21-2011, 08:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Is this true? I would like to ask a scientist

okay, this is going to sound crazy, but a friend of mine who recently visited told me this thing he learned.

if you cut back to masturbating only once a week (personally Id say I'm averaging 9 times a week, and no, I'm not proud of that)

anyway, the science is that it lowers your dopamine levels and raises your testosterone.

masturbating causes dopamine to trigger, doing this too much makes you lethargic and lazy (2 things I definitely am)

apparently cutting back from nearly 10 times to going only once a week will cause your testosterone to rise over those first 6 days up to triple what you usually have. Then doing it on the 7th day lowers it back down to normal to keep your body from building a tolerance to its new chemistry.

A higher testosterone rate can grant the following benefits
Less fat
More muscle from exercising

and most importantly MORE CONFIDENCE (you know, that one trait that is, has been, and always will be the single most important factor that a girl uses to determine if shes going to blow you or not)

I know it sounds insane and I'm probably messing up the description of the sciencey parts, but apparently its been working quite well from my friend and anyone who knows me knows that I am desperate enough to try anything.

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Old 01-21-2011, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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and anyone who knows me knows that I am desperate enough to try anything
really
after all the great advice you got . . whatever

read this
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Old 01-21-2011, 09:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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While I don't have the answer, I may have some insight for you. Reading your post I thought "wow, if that's true and I can triple my testosterone then I'm in", then I remembered that I LIKE FUCKING. Are you and your friend really so pathetic that you expect to never get laid and aren't even trying? Take the time and energy you spend on these ridiculous posts and invest that into getting something warm and moist around your dick. In the meantime, jerk it all you want.
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after all the great advice you got . . whatever
lawlz.

just try it out and see if it works for you sleep. if science makes all your decisions then you'll just be left asking yourself what the fuck happened to your humanity.
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Old 01-21-2011, 09:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Is your Google broken?

I thought the internet killed all of this "my friend told me" business.
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Old 01-21-2011, 03:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmm thats a good idea, i wouldnt know that but maybe someone on yahoo answers can tell you if this will work
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Old 01-21-2011, 04:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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okay, this is going to sound crazy, but a friend of mine who recently visited told me this thing he learned.

if you cut back to masturbating only once a week (personally Id say I'm averaging 9 times a week, and no, I'm not proud of that)

anyway, the science is that it lowers your dopamine levels and raises your testosterone.

masturbating causes dopamine to trigger, doing this too much makes you lethargic and lazy (2 things I definitely am)

apparently cutting back from nearly 10 times to going only once a week will cause your testosterone to rise over those first 6 days up to triple what you usually have. Then doing it on the 7th day lowers it back down to normal to keep your body from building a tolerance to its new chemistry.

A higher testosterone rate can grant the following benefits
Less fat
More muscle from exercising

and most importantly MORE CONFIDENCE (you know, that one trait that is, has been, and always will be the single most important factor that a girl uses to determine if shes going to blow you or not)

I know it sounds insane and I'm probably messing up the description of the sciencey parts, but apparently its been working quite well from my friend and anyone who knows me knows that I am desperate enough to try anything.
I seriously doubt cutting down on jerking off is going to turn your life around
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Cutting down on your jerk time will not significantly affect you. Want more confidence, muscle tone, and feel good hormones? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WORK OUT!!! Then go home and jerk it every fucking night if you wanna. Need help and inspiration? Follow Elvisrico's twitter, pansy douche.
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Cutting down on your jerk time will not significantly affect you. Want more confidence, muscle tone, and feel good hormones? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WORK OUT!!! Then go home and jerk it every fucking night if you wanna. Need help and inspiration? Follow Elvisrico's twitter, pansy douche.
At least put on some wrist weights while you're jerking it.
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