Urban Dictionary

Nebraskacountrygirl · 06-29-2009, 09:08 PM

I thought this would be kind of fun.

Urban Dictionary, June 29: hotness hypnosis

Post your favorite definitions found....

Here's mine:

floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"

Your turn!!!

decola · 06-29-2009, 09:49 PM

Homafag

Someone so gay that homosexuals call him a faggot.

Eminem

Rhian · 06-29-2009, 10:07 PM

cha mon

A more animated way of proclaiming "c'mon" or "come on."
While playing poker and you need a high card: "I need this. Cha mon ACE!"

Rock 'n' Rye · 06-29-2009, 11:12 PM

The insane sex 'positions' are always interesting.

Screaming Seagull
While having sex on a beach a man pulls out his penis, sticks it in the sand then rams it back into the womans vagina. The result is generally a loud high pitched shriek (ie. Screaming Seagull) as well as some chaffing.

angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Strawberry Shortcake
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

dEadERest · 06-29-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock 'n' Rye

alabama hot pocket

ok, seriously, not a lot of stuff in these forums makes me gasp but I'm pretty sure I did a little after reading that.

Rye · 06-30-2009, 12:37 AM

tony danza

when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect". a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex...

this one is new to me,

chili dog
A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit

I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.

pala · 06-30-2009, 01:06 AM

My all time favorite.

1. alaskan pipeline 1224 up, 243 down
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

My dad actually has his own definition in here. He's the guy that Brad Robinson hit on New Years. I almost feel famous :P

1. Brad Robinson 51 up, 5 down
Verb/noun. - To hit a pedestrian while driving under the influence, flee the scene, then switch drivers in a nearby parking lot.

Stemming from the New Year’s 2008 incident involving Missouri State Rep Brad Robinson
Did you see that? That Ford Explorer just Brad Robinson'd the old lady in the cross walk!

arty · 06-30-2009, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pala

My all time favorite.

1. alaskan pipeline 1224 up, 243 down
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Didn't Keith prove that shit didn't freeze in an early show?

pala · 06-30-2009, 01:51 AM

I'm not 100% sure about human shit, but I can attest to my dogs shit freezing in the yard during the winter :P

Nebraskacountrygirl · 06-30-2009, 04:30 PM

Star Spangled Blowjob

The act of recieving a Blow-job, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.

06-29-2009, 09:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nebraskacountrygirl Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Lincoln, Nebraska Posts: 326	Urban Dictionary I thought this would be kind of fun. Urban Dictionary, June 29: hotness hypnosis Post your favorite definitions found.... Here's mine: floppy jalopy A limp, old, saggy penis. "Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!" Your turn!!!
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decola Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 124	Homafag Someone so gay that homosexuals call him a faggot. Eminem
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Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	cha mon A more animated way of proclaiming "c'mon" or "come on." While playing poker and you need a high card: "I need this. Cha mon ACE!"
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06-29-2009, 11:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rock 'n' Rye Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 0	The insane sex 'positions' are always interesting. Screaming Seagull While having sex on a beach a man pulls out his penis, sticks it in the sand then rams it back into the womans vagina. The result is generally a loud high pitched shriek (ie. Screaming Seagull) as well as some chaffing. angry pirate when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass. Strawberry Shortcake The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake. alabama hot pocket the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
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06-30-2009, 12:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Rye Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: PUNKROCK WARLORD Posts: 1,402	tony danza when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect". a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex... this one is new to me, chili dog A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed. __________________ FUCK SNUGGLING....Ill buy you a teddy bear "Aww....how sweet. Rye and his penis"-MyOhMy "It's large, I just want to pet it." -ElleJ
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06-30-2009, 01:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
pala Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Illinois Posts: 341	My all time favorite. 1. alaskan pipeline 1224 up, 243 down n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001. Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?" Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!" Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those." Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know." My dad actually has his own definition in here. He's the guy that Brad Robinson hit on New Years. I almost feel famous :P 1. Brad Robinson 51 up, 5 down Verb/noun. - To hit a pedestrian while driving under the influence, flee the scene, then switch drivers in a nearby parking lot. Stemming from the New Year’s 2008 incident involving Missouri State Rep Brad Robinson Did you see that? That Ford Explorer just Brad Robinson'd the old lady in the cross walk! __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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06-30-2009, 01:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
pala Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Illinois Posts: 341	I'm not 100% sure about human shit, but I can attest to my dogs shit freezing in the yard during the winter :P
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06-30-2009, 04:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Nebraskacountrygirl Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Lincoln, Nebraska Posts: 326	One for the up coming holiday Star Spangled Blowjob The act of recieving a Blow-job, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.
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