WHA HAPPA???

the big lebowski · 07-23-2006, 09:11 PM

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so you guys can officially welcome me to the club. i walked up to my car yesterday only to find this shit:

what the.JPG

as i crossed my fingers i told myself, "i'm sure it was just some crazy kids throwin a baseball around and one got away."

so i opened the door and found this:

DOH!.JPG

GOD DAMNIT!!! THOSE KIDS WHOSE BALL SMASHED MY WINDOW DECIDED TO STEAL MY RADIO!!!

only something tells me it wasn't kids. it's funny too cause when i visualized the cunt who busted out my window, it's a skinny, wirey, white, methamphetimine redneck motherfucker. have i learned nothing about racial profiling after 310 episodes? luckily they ass fuck only took the radio and left my cd's and paycheck stubs and ipod (whew!).

but as the chinese say, "when life hands you lemons...fuckin' squirt that shit back in life's face and say, 'fuuuuuuuuck yyyou!'" so i decided to turn my misfortune into a rolling KATG billboard. maybe some good will come of this shit yet.

all right!.JPG
my sig shows me when i saw the broken window.

Wrathchild · 07-23-2006, 09:22 PM

wasn't me! i swear to god

the big lebowski · 07-23-2006, 09:36 PM

so YOU'RE the methed-out, wirey, whitey redneck!

*cracks knuckles

Paws · 07-23-2006, 09:40 PM

Did you seriously have camera equipment just laying out in your backseat for every methhead to see?!

arcatacat · 07-23-2006, 09:40 PM

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Bummer, dude. I'll buy you TWO beers if you show up in Vegas.

Wrathchild · 07-23-2006, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the big lebowski

so YOU'RE the methed-out, wirey, whitey redneck!

*cracks knuckles

no im not

MichaelG · 07-23-2006, 09:54 PM

I hate that feeling after being robbed..

Sucks

cereal killer · 07-23-2006, 09:56 PM

Oh man, that really sucks...sorry about what happened...not fun to get your car radio stolen, I know the feeling.

BlueCC · 07-23-2006, 10:15 PM

I prefer the Newsradio version of life handing you lemons: throw them at the guy who gave them to you until you get the oranges you asked for in the first place.

Hopefully that is relevant to whatever this thread is about.

DanClass · 07-23-2006, 10:21 PM

if only every listener turned their misfortune into a KATG billboard

nice

07-23-2006, 09:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
the big lebowski Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: cincinnati Posts: 920	WHA HAPPA??? MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so you guys can officially welcome me to the club. i walked up to my car yesterday only to find this shit: what the.JPG as i crossed my fingers i told myself, "i'm sure it was just some crazy kids throwin a baseball around and one got away." so i opened the door and found this: DOH!.JPG GOD DAMNIT!!! THOSE KIDS WHOSE BALL SMASHED MY WINDOW DECIDED TO STEAL MY RADIO!!! only something tells me it wasn't kids. it's funny too cause when i visualized the cunt who busted out my window, it's a skinny, wirey, white, methamphetimine redneck motherfucker. have i learned nothing about racial profiling after 310 episodes? luckily they ass fuck only took the radio and left my cd's and paycheck stubs and ipod (whew!). but as the chinese say, "when life hands you lemons...fuckin' squirt that shit back in life's face and say, 'fuuuuuuuuck yyyou!'" so i decided to turn my misfortune into a rolling KATG billboard. maybe some good will come of this shit yet. all right!.JPG my sig shows me when i saw the broken window. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jferguson757
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07-23-2006, 09:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Wrathchild Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 171	wasn't me! i swear to god
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the big lebowski Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: cincinnati Posts: 920	so YOU'RE the methed-out, wirey, whitey redneck! *cracks knuckles
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Paws Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: in atmo Posts: 244	Did you seriously have camera equipment just laying out in your backseat for every methhead to see?!
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arcatacat Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,120	Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Bummer, dude. I'll buy you TWO beers if you show up in Vegas.
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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	I hate that feeling after being robbed.. Sucks
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cereal killer Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chicago/MN Posts: 18	Oh man, that really sucks...sorry about what happened...not fun to get your car radio stolen, I know the feeling.
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BlueCC Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The state of mountains which are rocky. Posts: 111	I prefer the Newsradio version of life handing you lemons: throw them at the guy who gave them to you until you get the oranges you asked for in the first place. Hopefully that is relevant to whatever this thread is about.
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DanClass Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Amerika Posts: 1,318	if only every listener turned their misfortune into a KATG billboard nice
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