How long can I go on like this??

Ana · 03-05-2009, 04:12 AM

I have been masturbating since I got home. Quite literally 2.5hours. I can't/don't want to stop!

I always doubted Chemdas ability - now I am not too sure. I think you could possibly go for that long. I mean I feel a challenge coming on.

Maybe getting to my sexual peak? Do women really get worse closer to 30? I am edging to that age... Ever so slowly. Surely this can only get better?

Any girls out there who can't get enough? I feel like I might need to take a flex day tomorrow to finish this!!!

daemon · 03-05-2009, 04:14 AM

Where did daddy touch you?

Ana · 03-05-2009, 04:15 AM

Oh how can you tell? I thought I scrubbed it all off in the shower...

Bob-Diesel · 03-05-2009, 04:56 AM

This goes without saying but....

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

Sgt Rosie · 03-05-2009, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ana

I have been masturbating since I got home. Quite literally 2.5hours. I can't/don't want to stop!

I always doubted Chemdas ability - now I am not too sure. I think you could possibly go for that long. I mean I feel a challenge coming on.

Maybe getting to my sexual peak? Do women really get worse closer to 30? I am edging to that age... Ever so slowly. Surely this can only get better?

Any girls out there who can't get enough? I feel like I might need to take a flex day tomorrow to finish this!!!

Why did you choose the word "worse?"

By the way, you aren't "edging" to that age. We all age at the same rate on this planet.

Ana · 03-05-2009, 05:23 AM

Turns out I am not even half the woman Chemda is. I can't go on. I think I have broken my orgasm... I hope it comes back...

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Originally Posted by Sgt Rosie

Why did you choose the word "worse?"

By the way, you aren't "edging" to that age. We all age at the same rate on this planet.

"Worse" because I have to go to work tomorrow and I have a job where I actually have to use my brain so need adequate sleep. And "Worse" because usually I am satisfied but was afraid I may never be satisfied again.

And I am "edging" because I am a little different from everyone else on the planet.

As for pics... I was in no state to operate machinary... Unless you were peeping through my window taking photos there will be none.

Goodnight.

skizzbot · 03-05-2009, 08:16 AM

If I made forum posts every time I jerked it for hours on end, that's all I'd be posting on here. Right guys?

/hi five?

Guys?

......

BrianAlt · 03-05-2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by skizzbot

/hi five?

I would slap your hand, but that would just be gross.

Calypso · 03-05-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

I would slap your hand, but that would just be gross.

I... did. And now my hand is cemented to his with his Pearl Jam...

marina · 03-05-2009, 09:33 AM

I can relate. Sometimes I just want to take a nap, but nooo.. all of a sudden the alarm's going off and I'm actually more tired than I was an hour ago, covered in cum and worse than that I can't stop although I have shit to take care of, thus the whole reason for the nap.

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marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	I can relate. Sometimes I just want to take a nap, but nooo.. all of a sudden the alarm's going off and I'm actually more tired than I was an hour ago, covered in cum and worse than that I can't stop although I have shit to take care of, thus the whole reason for the nap.
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