What I did today

[fluxquanta]

7:30 AM - First Alarm
8:00 AM - Actually woke up
8:05 AM - Showered and shaved
8:25 AM - Checked the internets
8:30 AM - Made a sandwich and bagel
8:35 AM - Left for work
8:50 AM - Arrived at work
9:00 AM - Sat in a group meeting/discusson
9:30 AM - Talked shit about the horrible "spicy eggnog" coffee to co-workers and mentioned how it tastes like pixie stix and steak seasoning
9:35 AM - Asked a guy in the office about what motorcycles would be good for me
9:45 AM - Actually sit down to work while listening to music
9:45 AM to 11:30 - Boss is in a meeting with IRS agent, did shit work (data fixes) and occasionally talked shit with co-workers. Complained that one didn't offer me grapes like he did yesterday. Got called "smarmy" for this in a joking way. He did offer me peppermint tea today, but fuck that. He also likes the spicy eggnog coffee
11:30 AM - Boss is out of meeting. Time to focus a bit more on shit work.
1:30 PM - Go to lunch in the lunch room. Co-worker talks about how the sandwiches I and another guy make always look so good. My sandwiches always have tons of vegetables and other toppings. His was just meat, cheese, and a bunch of seasonings. I felt like my sandwich was way better but had to stay humble. Talk shit about how the same co-worker who complemented our sandwiches eats like garbage (everything out of a can).
1:45 PM - Conversation turns to more shit talking, jokingly accusing can food-eater of being high.
2:00 PM - Back to work, this time on more interesting stuff, leaving more shit work for tomorrow.
5:00 PM - Time to leave, but so close to finishing a project.
5:10 PM - Give up on the project and drive home.
5:30 PM - Look up motorcycles on craigslist as I do everyday, everything is shit. Eat Doritos. Read websites.
7:00 PM - Decide to take a nap.
9:00 PM - Wake up from nap, look at the internet again.
9:15 PM - End up on KATG forums writing this.


I talk a lot of shit throughout the day.