what's your poison of choice?

FletchLives · 11-24-2010, 10:30 AM

i love Crowne Black, Gentlemen's Jack, Jagermeister.. there's so much more i like but those are what i have most often.
also, i love pot. but i hate shitty pot.

marina · 11-24-2010, 12:04 PM

Food and sex. But mostly sex.

Good food takes time, money and effort, but good sex is easy to produce.

FletchLives · 11-24-2010, 12:07 PM

i have to disagree. GOOD sex is hard to find. and i fuckin love taco bell so that's my good food. open 24 hours, cheap, satisfying, in & out in 10 minutes. i wish i could find sex like that!

amish J · 11-24-2010, 12:29 PM

i have to agree with marina. lllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sex if i could legally make a living at it i would. used to smoke alot of weed, smoked like a chimney, those two have taken a back burner though. Now i just like sex and my good buddy jack Daniels.

bofadeeznizzles · 11-24-2010, 12:35 PM

Shame on you for referring to sex as a poison.

As for me, it's high end snooty beer these days. Mostly porters, scotch ales, etc... but not always.

BlinkChic182MN · 11-24-2010, 12:44 PM

Definatly Bacardi 151 for liquor & Bud Ice! This may be a MN thing, but for 12.99 you can get a 30 pack of "Beer Thirty" i guess I usually choose by price not taste, it all fucks ya up the same.

marina · 11-24-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FletchLives

i have to disagree. GOOD sex is hard to find. and i fuckin love taco bell so that's my good food. open 24 hours, cheap, satisfying, in & out in 10 minutes. i wish i could find sex like that!

While I can appreciate the cheap, raunchy thrill of a taco bell meal, good food to me is rare and precious, especially since I can't cook. A quality meal is the kind of thing that takes an hour to complete and the whole time you just can't imagine it getting better, but it does because there is a God.

I can get the same results with sex alone or in a group. All it takes is focus.

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Originally Posted by bofadeeznizzles

Shame on you for referring to sex as a poison.

Mia Culpa. It's more of a tonic, or an elixir.

da_ticklah · 11-24-2010, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina

Food and sex. But mostly sex.

Good food takes time, money and effort, but good sex is easy to produce.

can I trade in my wife for you....

da_ticklah · 11-24-2010, 04:52 PM

Depends on who's paying.

I'm paying
Jim Beam Black
Woodford Reserve
Forty Creek Canadian Whisky

Business Dinner
Basil Hayden
Johnny Walker Blue

crecentroll · 11-24-2010, 05:37 PM

What kind of asshole orders Blue on someone elses tab? Maybe an 18 year, but JWB is ridiculous...

I'm a maker's mark guy at home and woodford reserve on the road.
And a great IPA can give me an erection.

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FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	i have to disagree. GOOD sex is hard to find. and i fuckin love taco bell so that's my good food. open 24 hours, cheap, satisfying, in & out in 10 minutes. i wish i could find sex like that!
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amish J Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: hiding behind the barn Posts: 77	i have to agree with marina. lllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sex if i could legally make a living at it i would. used to smoke alot of weed, smoked like a chimney, those two have taken a back burner though. Now i just like sex and my good buddy jack Daniels.
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bofadeeznizzles Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 243	Shame on you for referring to sex as a poison. As for me, it's high end snooty beer these days. Mostly porters, scotch ales, etc... but not always.
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BlinkChic182MN Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rosemount Minnesota Posts: 242	Definatly Bacardi 151 for liquor & Bud Ice! This may be a MN thing, but for 12.99 you can get a 30 pack of "Beer Thirty" i guess I usually choose by price not taste, it all fucks ya up the same.
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