The Worst Thing You've Ever Done official thread.

[coreyalan1990]

Originally Posted by Bebe

Okay this one might seem a bit weird...

When I was 12, my brother (2 years older) convinced my BFF at the time to strip naked and then I got the bright idea to tie her to a tree in the backyard and blindfold her. Then we weren't really sure what to do next and my father came home, so I untied her again and she got dressed.

This is the same friend whose house I burned down BTW.

Ha, that's funny

[Horus]

When I was 14 another kid living in my street tried to touch(in a bad way) my little sister. I saw it and stopped the little fucker. I walked away with a couple of broken knuckles and he went home with a broken nose and missing some teeth. When his parents found out they were all for calling the police but then learned what caused it. They shut the hell up and left town 2 months later.

[anil]

Originally Posted by Horus

When I was 14 another kid living in my street tried to touch(in a bad way) my little sister. I saw it and stopped the little fucker. I walked away with a couple of broken knuckles and he went home with a broken nose and missing some teeth. When his parents found out they were all for calling the police but then learned what caused it. They shut the hell up and left town 2 months later.

That's probably the BEST thing you've ever done haha, good work.

[Horus]

Originally Posted by anil

That's probably the BEST thing you've ever done haha, good work.

Cheers and true. Thought it fit with the thread anyway.

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by anil

That's probably the BEST thing you've ever done haha, good work.

I was just going to post that.

[kaptin kraut]

i killed a neighbers cat with an M80
I started a fire at my high school, blamed my girlfriend for it (she got expelled and i never saw her again)
i once said i would go out with a extremly fat girl in high school, then completely ignored her even though we had all the same friends.
i have stolen/vandalized hundreds of thousands of dollars of property
i had sex with my brothers girlfriend when we were drunk and told him she was cheating on him

i could go on but my memory is fuzzy, i did a lot of pot in high school

[coreyalan1990]

Does running from cops count as a "worst thing ever?"

[anil]

Originally Posted by coreyalan1990

Does running from cops count as a "worst thing ever?"

I wish...

OHHHHHHH I FINALLY THOUGHT OF ONE, hopefully Vudell would be impressed...

Every year, the seniors at my old high school do an end of the year prank. We call it Tequila Sunrise. As much as you can guess, you stay up all night drinking and come up with some retarded prank to display upon the hordes of students that come to school the next morning.

Anyway, five years ago (my senior year) was the double cohort (Grade 13 and Grade 12 were graduating... I guess only some of you in Canada and/or Ontario would get it). So, there were double the kids graduating, and therefore double the kids drunk at school at 2-6 in the morning.

Anyway, we all got drunk and were chilling on the lawn... people were unsure what kind of prank we were going to do (the year before they let loose farm animals in the school, and the year before that they put 4000 styrafoam cups in the hallways of the school, each filled with a goldfish and some water). We hadn't planned anything, but everyone brought tools and/or items to partake in any kind suggested prank.

The night turned into a scene from Lord of the Flies.

Myself among others spray painted inside the school, broke school windows and one kid shat on the gym floor and played hockey with it (this kid is in jail right now for other things). The cops came and I spent most of the night dodging them in the back forest with a bunch of other people... only to come out at daybreak and see two of my friends in squad cars. The cops stopped me and asked me if I could vouch for the guys in the car, saying that I was the only person they had seen all night and if I could identify the kids as students at the school they would let them go. I thought the cops would arrest me, so I said I didn't even go to the school and there was no way I would know. Later I was told my friends went to jail that morning for 2 days because I didn't vouch for them.

It was a pretty insane night. Over 250 kids rioting at a high school in the wee hours of the morning. We were all over the news the next morning, and apparently in the future anyone who is caught partaking in any Tequila Sunrise event is expelled and unable to graduate.

[coreyalan1990]

Originally Posted by anil

I wish...

OHHHHHHH I FINALLY THOUGHT OF ONE, hopefully Vudell would be impressed...

Every year, the seniors at my old high school do an end of the year prank. We call it Tequila Sunrise. As much as you can guess, you stay up all night drinking and come up with some retarded prank to display upon the hordes of students that come to school the next morning.

Anyway, five years ago (my senior year) was the double cohort (Grade 13 and Grade 12 were graduating... I guess only some of you in Canada and/or Ontario would get it). So, there were double the kids graduating, and therefore double the kids drunk at school at 2-6 in the morning.

Anyway, we all got drunk and were chilling on the lawn... people were unsure what kind of prank we were going to do (the year before they let loose farm animals in the school, and the year before that they put 4000 styrafoam cups in the hallways of the school, each filled with a goldfish and some water). We hadn't planned anything, but everyone brought tools and/or items to partake in any kind suggested prank.

The night turned into a scene from Lord of the Flies.

Myself among others spray painted inside the school, broke school windows and one kid shat on the gym floor and played hockey with it (this kid is in jail right now for other things). The cops came and I spent most of the night dodging them in the back forest with a bunch of other people... only to come out at daybreak and see two of my friends in squad cars. The cops stopped me and asked me if I could vouch for the guys in the car, saying that I was the only person they had seen all night and if I could identify the kids as students at the school they would let them go. I thought the cops would arrest me, so I said I didn't even go to the school and there was no way I would know. Later I was told my friends went to jail that morning for 2 days because I didn't vouch for them.

It was a pretty insane night. Over 250 kids rioting at a high school in the wee hours of the morning. We were all over the news the next morning, and apparently in the future anyone who is caught partaking in any Tequila Sunrise event is expelled and unable to graduate.

Congrats on setting a precedent

[Vudell]

Originally Posted by anil

OHHHHHHH I FINALLY THOUGHT OF ONE, hopefully Vudell would be impressed...

don't be a weirdo, I never said anything about the quality of your stories. Confusing me with LOCR?

GOY for posting content, fuck you for being weird about it, geeze.