The Worst Thing You've Ever Done official thread.

[coreyalan1990]

Does running from cops count as a "worst thing ever?"

[anil]

Originally Posted by coreyalan1990

Does running from cops count as a "worst thing ever?"

I wish...

OHHHHHHH I FINALLY THOUGHT OF ONE, hopefully Vudell would be impressed...

Every year, the seniors at my old high school do an end of the year prank. We call it Tequila Sunrise. As much as you can guess, you stay up all night drinking and come up with some retarded prank to display upon the hordes of students that come to school the next morning.

Anyway, five years ago (my senior year) was the double cohort (Grade 13 and Grade 12 were graduating... I guess only some of you in Canada and/or Ontario would get it). So, there were double the kids graduating, and therefore double the kids drunk at school at 2-6 in the morning.

Anyway, we all got drunk and were chilling on the lawn... people were unsure what kind of prank we were going to do (the year before they let loose farm animals in the school, and the year before that they put 4000 styrafoam cups in the hallways of the school, each filled with a goldfish and some water). We hadn't planned anything, but everyone brought tools and/or items to partake in any kind suggested prank.

The night turned into a scene from Lord of the Flies.

Myself among others spray painted inside the school, broke school windows and one kid shat on the gym floor and played hockey with it (this kid is in jail right now for other things). The cops came and I spent most of the night dodging them in the back forest with a bunch of other people... only to come out at daybreak and see two of my friends in squad cars. The cops stopped me and asked me if I could vouch for the guys in the car, saying that I was the only person they had seen all night and if I could identify the kids as students at the school they would let them go. I thought the cops would arrest me, so I said I didn't even go to the school and there was no way I would know. Later I was told my friends went to jail that morning for 2 days because I didn't vouch for them.

It was a pretty insane night. Over 250 kids rioting at a high school in the wee hours of the morning. We were all over the news the next morning, and apparently in the future anyone who is caught partaking in any Tequila Sunrise event is expelled and unable to graduate.

[coreyalan1990]

Originally Posted by anil

I wish...

OHHHHHHH I FINALLY THOUGHT OF ONE, hopefully Vudell would be impressed...

Every year, the seniors at my old high school do an end of the year prank. We call it Tequila Sunrise. As much as you can guess, you stay up all night drinking and come up with some retarded prank to display upon the hordes of students that come to school the next morning.

Anyway, five years ago (my senior year) was the double cohort (Grade 13 and Grade 12 were graduating... I guess only some of you in Canada and/or Ontario would get it). So, there were double the kids graduating, and therefore double the kids drunk at school at 2-6 in the morning.

Anyway, we all got drunk and were chilling on the lawn... people were unsure what kind of prank we were going to do (the year before they let loose farm animals in the school, and the year before that they put 4000 styrafoam cups in the hallways of the school, each filled with a goldfish and some water). We hadn't planned anything, but everyone brought tools and/or items to partake in any kind suggested prank.

The night turned into a scene from Lord of the Flies.

Myself among others spray painted inside the school, broke school windows and one kid shat on the gym floor and played hockey with it (this kid is in jail right now for other things). The cops came and I spent most of the night dodging them in the back forest with a bunch of other people... only to come out at daybreak and see two of my friends in squad cars. The cops stopped me and asked me if I could vouch for the guys in the car, saying that I was the only person they had seen all night and if I could identify the kids as students at the school they would let them go. I thought the cops would arrest me, so I said I didn't even go to the school and there was no way I would know. Later I was told my friends went to jail that morning for 2 days because I didn't vouch for them.

It was a pretty insane night. Over 250 kids rioting at a high school in the wee hours of the morning. We were all over the news the next morning, and apparently in the future anyone who is caught partaking in any Tequila Sunrise event is expelled and unable to graduate.

Congrats on setting a precedent

[Vudell]

Originally Posted by anil

OHHHHHHH I FINALLY THOUGHT OF ONE, hopefully Vudell would be impressed...

don't be a weirdo, I never said anything about the quality of your stories. Confusing me with LOCR?

GOY for posting content, fuck you for being weird about it, geeze.

[anil]

Originally Posted by Vudell

don't be a weirdo, I never said anything about the quality of your stories. Confusing me with LOCR?

GOY for posting content, fuck you for being weird about it, geeze.

i know right?

[plaumff]

When I was a kid, I liked experimenting with pain. I once saw a girl fall and bruise her forhead. I was fascinated, so I went back home, and begun hitting my head against the bed head board harder and harder for a hundred times. I cut myself, tried sticking pins in my arm...
I kicked my dog in the face for no reason and broke off one of his teeth. I feel bad for doing that...And I used to steal donated change from my school (hey, they left it lying around...) I was a klepto, everytime I saw money, I'd take it.

I was an only child...I needed to entertain myself...

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by plaumff

And I used to steal donated change from my school (hey, they left it lying around...) I was a klepto, everytime I saw money, I'd take it.

I was an only child...I needed to entertain myself...

I used to steal money from the change boxes at book fairs. The PSA mums would always leave it there open and I used to just swipe bills. Sometimes I even went back for seconds.

[plaumff]

Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

I used to steal money from the change boxes at book fairs. The PSA mums would always leave it there open and I used to just swipe bills. Sometimes I even went back for seconds.

Lol, my mom wondered where I was getting all the money from, cause everytime she needed change, I had a bunch...lol...honestly, adults trusting kelpto children, pfff...

[Dodges Bullets]

Originally Posted by plaumff

...I went back home, and begun hitting my head against the bed head board harder and harder for a hundred times....

I was an only child...I needed to entertain myself...

If you ever want help doing that and you're in the States PM me for my number.

[plaumff]

Originally Posted by Dodges Bullets

If you ever want help doing that and you're in the States PM me for my number.

Of course.