872: 1st Annual KATGuh Award Winners

[Keith]

"Don't masturbate hard; masturbate smart."

[EllaMacFarlane]

holy shite, they took away carrino's kids?

[DaveNJ]

I knew Noemi was too hot for a guy like Bobby Mitchell. Dang it. The hopes of average looking guys everywhere have been dashed.

Good think Michael Carrino got his kids back. Sadly it would have made for the best Armchair Kidnation episode of all time, but we can never hear it.

[Thumbnail]

I was listening to the Carrino award on the car on my way to work and I was disgusted! I was yelling "WHY, DAMN IT!?!?!"... taking kids away for this is SOOOO stupid! I can't even begin to imagine what they went through as a family.

[gin_web]

I say white people took the Carrino kids away

[Zim]

Originally Posted by Thumbnail

I was listening to the Carrino award on the car on my way to work and I was disgusted! I was yelling "WHY, DAMN IT!?!?!"... taking kids away for this is SOOOO stupid! I can't even begin to imagine what they went through as a family.

... and yet so many of you voted to have more government in their lives.

I was so expecting to hear "Only in New Yooooork" after the Best Injury Award.

Congrats to all the winners, we all have a lot of shenanigans to get up to so that '09's awards are as funny.

[Badger]

Originally Posted by Zim

... and yet so many of you voted to have more government in their lives.

Hell yeah! Bring back Bush! That Obama Bin Laden gonna steal yo' babies!

What do you think the likelihood is that the crusading fuckshits who opposed Juvenile Braint Trust were bible-thumping Republicunts? 100%? 200%?

Made sure to download all the Carrino shows before the big shut-down. Flippin tragedy cos his show was just awesome.

[littlp]

Originally Posted by Badger

Hell yeah! Bring back Bush! That Obama Bin Laden gonna steal yo' babies!

What do you think the likelihood is that the crusading fuckshits who opposed Juvenile Braint Trust were bible-thumping Republicunts? 100%? 200%?

Made sure to download all the Carrino shows before the big shut-down. Flippin tragedy cos his show was just awesome.

I guarentee that it was some religious fucknut housewive with nothing better to do than troll the internet and try to purge it of 'evil'. It is the same people who verbally abuse their children when they commit a sin against god, make them feel like crap about their lives, and likely beat the shit out of them because it is 'god's will'. It is truly sad that that happened the the Carrino family, because not only was it a great show, but you could tell he is a great father to those children.

[flerchin]

8GB of viruses? How confident is Mark that you won't be reinfected? Have you been watching your credit reports? Many of these viruses implement keyloggers to steal your information.

Funny though, nearly every windows computer I service (in the course of helping friends and family) has a similar problem.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by Zim

... and yet so many of you voted to have more government in their lives.

As you snidely pretend that any of the major parties are not pro-expansive federal government.

I'd roll my eyes at the trampling of the corpse of true conservatism, but that would just make me an asshole.

Also, before you get self-righteous, liberals, remember that the political correctness that democrats are so fond of would find much offensive about Carrino's show.