956: Titties and Blood

Keith · 05-11-2009, 07:58 PM

"I think you were high on whiskey."

EllaMacFarlane · 05-11-2009, 11:08 PM

connie culp before the shooting:

Connie Culp's husband: Face transplant looks 'beautiful' | The Dish Rag | Los Angeles Times

iheartnihilism · 05-12-2009, 01:22 AM

I havent even listened yet but i saw connie's pic and dear god. face transplants are still super new but she looks way better than before (arseface from preacher) even with the squash shaped face.

Also, "Pop Music Good" is the only backstage podcast i still have. I fucking love Patrice.

Can "I Shit On You" be my ringer?

Junkenstein · 05-12-2009, 03:51 AM

Great show. As much as i love good guests, lately i've been missing the amazing chemistry that Keith and Chemda have when they're on their own. They're perfect.

On the condom issue, i'm with keith: first time you have sex with someone you're into, you may have a few problems, but in the end you're not going to be soft. If you do, that means you have a problem.

Subsonix · 05-12-2009, 05:26 AM

"I shit on you" was awesome.

BadderWorse · 05-12-2009, 05:28 AM

Keith since you're having marathons of old horror movies that suck, i thought maybe you would also want to see the one with the killer fur balls. I forgot what the franchise is called but they're like fur balls with spikes that are aliens who attack a barn in the middle of nowhere. They used to freak me out as a kid!

tuttle88 · 05-12-2009, 06:22 AM

When I was looking for cars they had to photocopy my license before they let me drive it, is that just and Australian thing or did this place fuck up?

Oh and I heard on Dan Savage's show that if the condom is cold it can be a bit of a shock to the poor little fella, he recommended putting the condom on earlier in the proceedings and doing your foreplay with the condom on. I didn't like that idea because I'd be worried that it may get damaged or lost in the process but his other suggestion was to put it on and masturbate for a few seconds until it gets warm.

Subsonix · 05-12-2009, 06:43 AM

Pat Dixons CD is great, cept for the music.

Pat' CD has the heckling left in.

His comeback to "There is probably about 20% of the girls here laughing..." is great and there is so many more awesome parts.

Go buy it now. Have some laughs in this GFC.

Badger · 05-12-2009, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Subsonix

"I shit on you" was awesome.

A work of genius. Bring on the t-shirts!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadderWorse

Keith since you're having marathons of old horror movies that suck, i thought maybe you would also want to see the one with the killer fur balls. I forgot what the franchise is called but they're like fur balls with spikes that are aliens who attack a barn in the middle of nowhere. They used to freak me out as a kid!

That sounds like Critters. Though I'd vote Critters II superior shit just for the big-titted alien woman replicated from a porn magazine centrefold (complete with staple in her stomach).

And behold The Wishmaster fucking with people...

Edit: Gargh! Embedding disabled. Well, it still links up to youtube.

Junkenstein · 05-12-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Subsonix

Pat Dixons CD is great, cept for the music.

Pat' CD has the heckling left in.

His comeback to "There is probably about 20% of the girls here laughing..." is great and there is so many more awesome parts.

Go buy it now. Have some laughs in this GFC.

agreed, his interaction with the audience is priceless. He doesnt scream or whine, he doesnt skip a beat, always has a callback and are as devastatingly hilarious as the show. The music interrupts the flow (mainbly because it's too loud and harsh, doesnt fit the mood of the album, IMO)...

It's on heavy rotation on my ipod coupled with Maron's "Final engagement". Both on my top comedy list.

Speaking of good stand up to buy, what about "Culture shock"?

View Poll Results: Re: the guy that blamed his hard-on loss on the condom
The problem is that he’s not into her enough.	91	59.09%
Despite all systems go, it’s the condom that’s ruining his erection.	63	40.91%
Voters: 154. You may not vote on this poll

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iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	I havent even listened yet but i saw connie's pic and dear god. face transplants are still super new but she looks way better than before (arseface from preacher) even with the squash shaped face. Also, "Pop Music Good" is the only backstage podcast i still have. I fucking love Patrice. Can "I Shit On You" be my ringer? Last edited by iheartnihilism; 05-13-2009 at 07:37 AM.
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Subsonix Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 813	Pat Dixons CD is great, cept for the music. Pat' CD has the heckling left in. His comeback to "There is probably about 20% of the girls here laughing..." is great and there is so many more awesome parts. Go buy it now. Have some laughs in this GFC.
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