1136: The Waste Monster

Keith · 02-26-2010, 03:50 PM

"Honey, come here. Whip out your tits. Show Nick."

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smcn · 02-26-2010, 03:55 PM

I fucking bombed. See you next year, maybe I'll actually be funny.

Scooter killed me with the "drunk voice". He's got my vote.

canadiangirl · 02-26-2010, 06:30 PM

I'd like to hear more guys take on this fucking a virgin thing...

I recently had this conversation with one of my best friends. We were talking about a friend of hers who is 26 and a virgin, and has scared off 3 relationships because she is a virgin. We were all under the impression that guys were turned on by that, but apparently we're wrong. This girl is attractive, and was never saving herself except for being in a somewhat serious relationship, and it just hasn't happened for her.

I can totally understand how Keith and Ray were explaining it, the fear of being someone's first and the obsession that might follow...

Do most guys feel this way?

gumby013 · 02-26-2010, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by canadiangirl

I'd like to hear more guys take on this fucking a virgin thing...

I recently had this conversation with one of my best friends. We were talking about a friend of hers who is 26 and a virgin, and has scared off 3 relationships because she is a virgin. We were all under the impression that guys were turned on by that, but apparently we're wrong. This girl is attractive, and was never saving herself except for being in a somewhat serious relationship, and it just hasn't happened for her.

I can totally understand how Keith and Ray were explaining it, the fear of being someone's first and the obsession that might follow...

Do most guys feel this way?

Yes, unless, as stated on the show, you are a Muslim terrorist.

Not You · 02-26-2010, 08:07 PM

How the fuck is this poll so tight. Going to the barber to shave your head is like paying Martha Stewart to change your toliet paper roll.

DWarrior · 02-26-2010, 08:57 PM

The pet guy about lonely goldfish submitted the exact clip last year.

flerchin · 02-27-2010, 12:13 AM

<- That's my somewhat monthly shaved head. I do it myself while leaning over the tub. I scoop up most of the hair with my hands and throw it in the trash, and the rest goes down the drain easily. The clippers were not the cheapest at Target, but I'm sure they were less than $40. I've never missed a clump that my wife didn't see immediately because I wait so long between shavings.

If having his head shaved by pros is Keith's monthly luxurious indulgence (compared with his daily gulpy gulp indulgence) then I say splurge away.

Also "I guess god needed a Boner" made me choke on a chip. :-D

smcn · 02-27-2010, 02:12 AM

I shave in the shower on a daily basis. Gillette Fusion, no shaving cream. Maybe it's just the texture of my hair/head, but I can find missed spots immediately just by feeling around. It takes about 3 minutes and there's no clean up.

thepetek · 02-27-2010, 02:43 AM

Wait, you guys wrote a relationship book, but don't have a chapter about lathering up your dome and having your lady take it all off, as it were? Well, good thing Keith said we could write whatever in the book. I'll add it as an appendix.

gumby013 · 02-27-2010, 05:25 AM

Mr Scooter has my vote so far. I wanna see how far he will take this retarded shtick.

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Yes. Feed the pig. Do it at home yourself; it’s easy.	106	50.00%
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02-26-2010, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
smcn Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 29	I fucking bombed. See you next year, maybe I'll actually be funny. Scooter killed me with the "drunk voice". He's got my vote.
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canadiangirl Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 52	I'd like to hear more guys take on this fucking a virgin thing... I recently had this conversation with one of my best friends. We were talking about a friend of hers who is 26 and a virgin, and has scared off 3 relationships because she is a virgin. We were all under the impression that guys were turned on by that, but apparently we're wrong. This girl is attractive, and was never saving herself except for being in a somewhat serious relationship, and it just hasn't happened for her. I can totally understand how Keith and Ray were explaining it, the fear of being someone's first and the obsession that might follow... Do most guys feel this way? __________________ Keith: “Do you even know what you’re saying Cancer brain?” Chemda: “What if I get Cancer in the brain now? How shitty are you gonna feel?” Keith: “I’m gonna feel like I have magic powers.” (Ep. 488)
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Not You Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Under your bed Posts: 46	How the fuck is this poll so tight. Going to the barber to shave your head is like paying Martha Stewart to change your toliet paper roll.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	The pet guy about lonely goldfish submitted the exact clip last year.
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02-27-2010, 02:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
smcn Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 29	I shave in the shower on a daily basis. Gillette Fusion, no shaving cream. Maybe it's just the texture of my hair/head, but I can find missed spots immediately just by feeling around. It takes about 3 minutes and there's no clean up.
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thepetek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: JC, NY Posts: 1,076	Wait, you guys wrote a relationship book, but don't have a chapter about lathering up your dome and having your lady take it all off, as it were? Well, good thing Keith said we could write whatever in the book. I'll add it as an appendix.
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02-27-2010, 05:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	Mr Scooter has my vote so far. I wanna see how far he will take this retarded shtick.
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