1139: Truth in Comedy

Keith · 03-10-2010, 04:33 PM

"Everyone started laughing, and I got raped in the ass and the mouth."

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Skyler · 03-10-2010, 06:57 PM

The cop would not just pull his gun on a bunch of kids for an accidental snowball in the leg. Let alone call in backup. Also the fact that these "kids" are in there twenties in some cases is ridiculous, if the cop got hit by a snowball thrown by a 12 year old it would not have gone down like this. These are not just kids being kids.

spooky · 03-10-2010, 07:12 PM

My copy via iTunes cuts off abruptly at 1:10:33

Keith · 03-10-2010, 07:23 PM

Thank you.

You guys emailed Libsyn, and now it works. The file should be 105 MB.

m0nty · 03-10-2010, 07:38 PM

Aww, only two standup submissions played? My submission got ignored.

Grampoo · 03-10-2010, 08:33 PM

I don't think Keith and Pat (Chemda didn't say anything about this) understood the mystical parable by Big Jim. I think he was saying that it really is an awkward birthmark on his dick, and that he was getting-off on the sluttiness and gullibility of the girl, not that he was cruelly mouth-infecting her. But, maybe I'm just naively looking for the golden-lining where in fact, there is only a festering diseased penis.

thepetek · 03-10-2010, 09:12 PM

I think you are wrong, Grampoo, cos Jim says 'geni...birthmark' But it was quick, and good on you for expecting good from people. Now, if you could just send me your SSN and bank account info.

I'm also not sure Jesse Joyce is the meanest. Maybe the loudest about being mean, but Pat Dixon...he wouldn't need Jesse to write roast jokes for him.

Also, is it weird that it seems like everyone does a better Jesse Joyce impression than Jesse Joyce?

BrownEyedBtch · 03-10-2010, 09:23 PM

I remember the story about the cop and the snowball fight on the news. The first time the story came out, reporters were saying, "man pulls gun during mass snowball fight in Pittsburgh intersection." I remember seeing clips of it too. There were a few people getting into a snowball fight, not just three kids. Furthermore, the snowball fight did not start the moment the cop happened to walk by. It was going on, and the cop was inadvertently hit. He was not targeted, it was an accident. The cop was a douche for overreacting, and now the DA is being a douche, using priors these kids may have against them to file charges, as though they are all violent troublemakers. This cop was being absurd and could have shot someone because he had an itchy trigger finger and wasn't paying attention to what was going on around him.

thepetek · 03-10-2010, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I remember the story about the cop and the snowball fight on the news. The first time the story came out, reporters were saying, "man pulls gun during mass snowball fight in Pittsburgh intersection." I remember seeing clips of it too. There were a few people getting into a snowball fight, not just three kids. Furthermore, the snowball fight did not start the moment the cop happened to walk by. It was going on, and the cop was inadvertently hit. He was not targeted, it was an accident. The cop was a douche for overreacting, and now the DA is being a douche, using priors these kids may have against them to file charges, as though they are all violent troublemakers. This cop was being absurd and could have shot someone because he had an itchy trigger finger and wasn't paying attention to what was going on around him.

That's a different story....and happened in D.C. ? I think it was the first day of the 'snowpocalypse'

Eyewitness Confirms: D.C. Cop Freaks Out Over Snowball Fight–Brandishes Gun - City Desk - Washington City Paper

google 'dc cop gun snowball fight' and you'll find at least one media outlet you can vaguely trust.

juliofromny · 03-11-2010, 08:13 AM

I'm grateful for Pat's kind words but both Keith & Chemda are right about my two minute submission. It sucks ass. From what I've heard so far it sounds like Angie is going to win this again. I think Pat was referring to my 5-min graduation set which was decent and not as bad as what I submitted. I definitely need more work at it

View Poll Results: Re: the snowball/cop incident: Who is more in the right?
The kids. They were just having fun with each other.	38	31.40%
The cop. He was threatened and felt in danger.	83	68.60%
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03-10-2010, 04:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
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03-10-2010, 06:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Skyler Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 243	The cop would not just pull his gun on a bunch of kids for an accidental snowball in the leg. Let alone call in backup. Also the fact that these "kids" are in there twenties in some cases is ridiculous, if the cop got hit by a snowball thrown by a 12 year old it would not have gone down like this. These are not just kids being kids.
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spooky Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,265	My copy via iTunes cuts off abruptly at 1:10:33
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03-10-2010, 07:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
m0nty Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 83	Aww, only two standup submissions played? My submission got ignored.
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03-10-2010, 08:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Grampoo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: East Wakefield, NH Posts: 138	About Big Jim's Penis I don't think Keith and Pat (Chemda didn't say anything about this) understood the mystical parable by Big Jim. I think he was saying that it really is an awkward birthmark on his dick, and that he was getting-off on the sluttiness and gullibility of the girl, not that he was cruelly mouth-infecting her. But, maybe I'm just naively looking for the golden-lining where in fact, there is only a festering diseased penis.
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03-10-2010, 09:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
thepetek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: JC, NY Posts: 1,076	I think you are wrong, Grampoo, cos Jim says 'geni...birthmark' But it was quick, and good on you for expecting good from people. Now, if you could just send me your SSN and bank account info. I'm also not sure Jesse Joyce is the meanest. Maybe the loudest about being mean, but Pat Dixon...he wouldn't need Jesse to write roast jokes for him. Also, is it weird that it seems like everyone does a better Jesse Joyce impression than Jesse Joyce?
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03-10-2010, 09:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
BrownEyedBtch Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 879	I remember the story about the cop and the snowball fight on the news. The first time the story came out, reporters were saying, "man pulls gun during mass snowball fight in Pittsburgh intersection." I remember seeing clips of it too. There were a few people getting into a snowball fight, not just three kids. Furthermore, the snowball fight did not start the moment the cop happened to walk by. It was going on, and the cop was inadvertently hit. He was not targeted, it was an accident. The cop was a douche for overreacting, and now the DA is being a douche, using priors these kids may have against them to file charges, as though they are all violent troublemakers. This cop was being absurd and could have shot someone because he had an itchy trigger finger and wasn't paying attention to what was going on around him.
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03-11-2010, 08:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
juliofromny Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Scraping by in Queens. Posts: 870	I'm grateful for Pat's kind words but both Keith & Chemda are right about my two minute submission. It sucks ass. From what I've heard so far it sounds like Angie is going to win this again. I think Pat was referring to my 5-min graduation set which was decent and not as bad as what I submitted. I definitely need more work at it
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