3063: Yummers w/ Paul Hooper

Michael's Servant · 04-23-2019, 06:00 PM

Reporting social media; Keith’s new email address; groom commits sexual assault at own wedding; 4-year-old boy shoots and kills 6-year-old sister; Waffle House customer killed for handing strangers money

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lizsquiz · 04-23-2019, 11:35 PM

Yummers, this ep!

Seriously though I’m not sure if I will hear “yummers” ominously in my nightmares, or if it’s my new favorite ringtone and alert for literally everything.

Blitzgal · 04-24-2019, 09:17 AM

People with lots of guns have their houses broken into because the thieves WANT THEIR GUNS. I'm in WI, surrounded by country hicks and this shit happens all the time. It's usually someone who knows the family, too. Because they know they have guns and exactly where they keep them.

Blitzgal · 04-24-2019, 09:41 AM

Also there is something so soothing about Paul Hooper's voice. I love it.

AstoriaGirl · 04-24-2019, 09:43 AM

Owning a gun makes you significantly more likely to die due to gun related causes.

bag of lazers · 04-24-2019, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by AstoriaGirl

Owning a gun makes you significantly more likely to die due to gun related causes.

Whadda you got, facts and statistics? I got me a wildly misinterpreted 2nd Amendment to the Constitution on my side! Ain't nobody takin' my gOH GOD I JUST SHOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT! Don't call an ambulance, I can't afford the ER because having a healthcare system would be communist!

*Bleeds out and dies of freedom*

AstoriaGirl · 04-24-2019, 11:19 AM

Complete tangent. How much money do I have to pay to have Keith and Chemda do commentary episodes on season 8 of game or thrones, going into it with absolutely no context?

SpareBen · 04-24-2019, 11:40 AM

If you really want to mess with your dad, prey on his worst fears with something like "I left him because he was studying with Mormons and turning his back on the one true God."

AstoriaGirl · 04-24-2019, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SpareBen

If you really want to mess with your dad, prey on his worst fears with something like "I left him because he was studying with Mormons and turning his back on the one true God."

Say Chemda is converting you to Judaism.

AstoriaGirl · 04-24-2019, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia

I think Keith is watching it. And by think I mean he told me.

Fucking oh my god Keith what do you think of my One True Pairing, Jamie and Brienne? If either of them die, you'll hear my crying from all the way at your apartment.

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lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	Yummers, this ep! Seriously though I’m not sure if I will hear “yummers” ominously in my nightmares, or if it’s my new favorite ringtone and alert for literally everything. Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 2 others like this.
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04-24-2019, 09:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	People with lots of guns have their houses broken into because the thieves WANT THEIR GUNS. I'm in WI, surrounded by country hicks and this shit happens all the time. It's usually someone who knows the family, too. Because they know they have guns and exactly where they keep them. Keith, Bucho, Apia and 2 others like this.
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04-24-2019, 09:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Also there is something so soothing about Paul Hooper's voice. I love it. Keith, Bucho, Apia and 1 others like this.
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AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	Owning a gun makes you significantly more likely to die due to gun related causes. Keith, Bucho, Blitzgal and 2 others like this.
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04-24-2019, 11:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	Complete tangent. How much money do I have to pay to have Keith and Chemda do commentary episodes on season 8 of game or thrones, going into it with absolutely no context? The Girl, Bucho and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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04-24-2019, 11:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
SpareBen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: WV Posts: 605	If you really want to mess with your dad, prey on his worst fears with something like "I left him because he was studying with Mormons and turning his back on the one true God." Keith, Bucho, bag of lazers and 3 others like this.
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