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08-09-2019, 05:16 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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3130: 10% Happier w/ Ophira Eisenberg
Listener calls in about surprise divorce; mommy issues; influencer Brooke Houts accidentally uploads video of her abusing her dog; Joe Biden’s poor kids vs. white kids gaffe; police audacity; Coming to America 2; Walmart employees boycott over gun sales; Times Square active shooter scare; 2013’s Lovelace
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My bae and I literally just went for a splendid morning walk around the hood and through the park and halfway through my legs got hot so I whipped off my track pants (it's all g, I had shorts on underneath) and flung them round my neck as if they were a fancy scarf as flamboyantly as possible like a big dumb goofus and then made a big dumb show of PDAing her so everyone in the park knew she was with the big dumb goofus.
Somehow instead of demanding an instant divorce she laughed her magnificent ass off, so I reckon I'm good for at least 24 hours. EDIT: Of course Ophira, one of the all time great KATG guests, obviously, would add her voice to the chorus saying Chemda's movie reviews/summaries are amazing ... the fact you guys haven't yet started a "Chemda Summarizes _______ In 60 Seconds" series for the KATG YouTube is frankly flabbergasting. The subscribers would triple - nay, quadruple - within a month, if not sooner, mark my words! Last edited by Bucho; 08-09-2019 at 10:35 PM. Reason: Of course! |
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I'm sorry for the caller getting a divorce, that's clearly a sad and shitty thing to go through.
But he did not sound like he wanted to be married to that woman anyway and was just too scared/lazy/control freak to pull the trigger himself. |
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08-11-2019, 02:56 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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One mass shooting - 4 or more shot, including the shooter - per day. Lately we are at 1.1 per day actually. 6 people were shot today in Illinois. |
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ugh. WHO FUCKING CARES? LETS STOP ALL OF THEM? ISN'T THAT A GOOD IDEA? |
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It's racism pure and simple. Plus there are many cities in red states (St Louis, New Orleans, etc) with much worse gun homicide rates. Chicago ranks about #23 nationwide for gun homicide *rates*. |
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By you out waiting the cancer. I know that seems callous, but that is how your relationship will/can survive, by outlasting the cancer. Yes, I know that since her mom is terminal it means hanging in there until her mother is dead.
Either that or you can find Rick Sanchez, shrink yourselves down in a tiny spaceship, and go fight the cancers inside of her mother. Of course, then you'll have to answer the question, "Where have you been all day?" with "Inside your mom." Still might be worth it. |
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