[Paraquat]

I hate birthdays. I don't even celebrate my own.
I've never been sure if it's some subconscious fear if growing old or that I don't want to let a number dictate my life and actions.
An example being that I can remember being a kid and seeing commercials with "old" people wearing sweater vests eating bran flakes. I don't want to be that guy. I woke up the other day and had cookie dough ice cream for breakfast. I'm not going to change who I am because I achieved some milestone in age. Congrats, I survived this long being who I am and now it's time to change that. Nope. Not gonna happen.

It's just another day in my book.

I can't tell you what your mom is into.