1195: Chicken Soup for the Dick

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by NZHippo

Wow you just my last post about a pussy eating song seem pretty stoopid and inconsequential.... then again maybe they aren't unrelated. It takes physics to eat pussy ... and sing a song. Could you eat someones pussy with your mind like how that blue dude in watchman was fucking that chick without actually touching her?? If they had explored these sort of things in high school science I may have become a great scientist... and pussy eater.

Wasnt blue dude just kinda time traveling and being in two places at once, or do you mean the bit where hes like lightly electrocuting her, i dont know how pleasurable it would be in that case.

but still giving someone an orgasm with your mind sounds awesome

[invader]

Also about the chick that couldn't stop fucking... I never quite understood why women just don't fuck whoever and then lie about the number of sexual partners they've had, instead of making all these strange rules and caveats about what constitutes sex?

[NZHippo]

Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit

Wasnt blue dude just kinda time traveling and being in two places at once, or do you mean the bit where hes like lightly electrocuting her, i dont know how pleasurable it would be in that case.

but still giving someone an orgasm with your mind sounds awesome

I dunno that movie was so long I never did end up finishing it - I thought blue dude was giving her some kind of psycic rub out but you could be right maybe he was frying her a bit with electricity - yeah I don't think it would be too pleasurable either - kinda like jerking off onto an electric fence, exciting but ultimately not such a good idea.

I'ma go home now and stare intently at my lady until she comes by the sheer power of my mind.... just hope I don't fuck it up and make her heart stop.

[lolaclare]

Originally Posted by LatterDaySaint

Yea entertaining like Sylvia Brown or John Edward. That shit's a hoot eh? I'd rather watch a baseball game start to finish!

I think there are two different types of psychic ability to consider. There is the ability to read minds/thoughts which is quite different from the idea of being able to contact the dead (ie being a medium like John Edward, etc.).

I don't really believe in either of them and most likely won't until I seem some convincing evidence - but I'd be much more likely to entertain the possibility of people being able to read other people than people being able to talk to the dead.

Because we know people do have thoughts to read. Whereas the premise of contacting the dead is that there is some kind of afterlife where the spirits are hanging around wanting to communicate with us and that is such a huge leap for most rational people that they (rightly) don't even entertain the claims of those who say they can talk to the spirits.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by lolaclare

I think there are two different types of psychic ability to consider. There is the ability to read minds/thoughts which is quite different from the idea of being able to contact the dead (ie being a medium like John Edward, etc.).

I don't really believe in either of them and most likely won't until I seem some convincing evidence - but I'd be much more likely to entertain the possibility of people being able to read other people than people being able to talk to the dead.

Because we know people do have thoughts to read. Whereas the premise of contacting the dead is that there is some kind of afterlife where the spirits are hanging around wanting to communicate with us and that is such a huge leap for most rational people that they (rightly) don't even entertain the claims of those who say they can talk to the spirits.

Your right there is a distinction to be made. Im thinking more along the lines of whats described in 'men who stare at goats', where they guess whats in boxes and make goats explode apparently.

The whole reading minds and talking to the dead i think can be confused with instinctually reading peoples body language and choosing the right turns of phrase. For instance i think alot of people who go to see people wanting to get in contact with dead relatives want to hear the same thing (theyre loved on is happy in a better place etc.)

It reminds me of that show 'The Mentalist'

[Junkenstein]

Breaking Bad starts slow, that's true but builds up and up and really explodes in the first season.

That said i'll fast forward everytime Keith talks about it, not because he may dislike it in the future (he's entitled to his opinion, doesnt change mine), but because i still have a season and a bit to go, i'm enjoying the show immensely and i know that he will eventually drop a couple of spoilers sooner or later.

Sorry buddy, better safe than sorry.

[JSZilla]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Breaking Bad starts slow, that's true but builds up and up and really explodes in the first season.

That said i'll fast forward everytime Keith talks about it, not because he may dislike it in the future (he's entitled to his opinion, doesnt change mine), but because i still have a season and a bit to go, i'm enjoying the show immensely and i know that he will eventually drop a couple of spoilers sooner or later.

Sorry buddy, better safe than sorry.

I'm totally into that show. I love it very much and when it's shit canned that dvd collection shall be mine. Much like the animated The Tick cartoon is now.

I'm curious what you will think of season 3 when you get through it. (it's almost over) I can't wait to see what Keith thinks good or bad lol. I like House too though and he hates that show. Ohs wells.

Originally Posted by invader

Also about the chick that couldn't stop fucking... I never quite understood why women just don't fuck whoever and then lie about the number of sexual partners they've had, instead of making all these strange rules and caveats about what constitutes sex?

Because STDs are bad. Also some people oddly enough aren't all about sex. Oh yea and as for the rules shit I agree 100%, I know this chick who has NO PROBLEM giving lap dances, make out sessions, finger banging parties, and suck-a-thon 500's; but will only actually fuck boyfriends. Interestingly enough she is so fine with these activities she has done all but the fucking/fingering with others while in a relationship. She does not tell her partners. But wtf do I know I don't see how this isn't lying and cheating. *shrug*

Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit

A lot of fucking shit.

I'm with you dude. LOL.

[Sparrow]

Hi. I'm Sparrow and I'm a tetch OCD. Let me introduce you to one of my rituals:

Showers-I have a specific and fairly strict methodology when it comes to showering that involves the order in which I clean and a series of clockwise and counterclockwise turns. For instance, first, facing the water, I make half a clockwise turn to dispense the shampoo then half a turn back counterclockwise to wash then back half clockwise to rinse. Should I mistakenly turn the wrong way I experience a high level of anxiety and very irrational fears for my mother's safety. I will correct the turn back to a starting position, then make the right one.

None of them are debilitating, they just are. Sometimes in the shower I will purposefully turn counter-intuitively just to make sure I can, but I still feel off, anxious, and uncomfortable and will oftentimes have to correct it anyway before I'm done. Showering with a partner was a challenge, but I have a nailed down a process for that as well that makes me feel ok.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by JSZilla

I'm totally into that show. I love it very much and when it's shit canned that dvd collection shall be mine. Much like the animated The Tick cartoon is now.

I'm curious what you will think of season 3 when you get through it. (it's almost over) I can't wait to see what Keith thinks good or bad lol. I like House too though and he hates that show. Ohs wells.

I meant to type that the show explodes in the second season. The first is good, but season 2 has a series of episodes that are almost too intense. And Cranston litterally gives the performance of his career. Havent seen a character so completely transfigured since Lee Tergsen's Toby Beecher in Oz.

I'm always conflicted on buying dvd boxsets of series. "The wire" is totally rewatchable and i'm glad i bought it, but i sold my boxes of "Oz". Yeah, i needed the money but as much as i love that series, it worked a lot on the first time shocks. Not a lot of re-watchability. Breaking Bad, though has some really cool scenes that i could watch a second time, easily.

Is it weird that i never watched House. Not a fan of Medical shows, really.

[DJ Trashy]

So what if someone doesn't tell their spouse about their cancer because they are under contract?