159: Suck My Halloweenie

Paul · 10-21-2005, 01:32 PM

I want a gun that will shoot eggs at trick or treaters, wanker and beggers.

LD · 10-21-2005, 01:37 PM

being a working class guy from the pointless section of Northern England I have to point out to Chemda that not everyone talking in a British accent makes everything they say sound clever. They only do that on TV because that's mostly the type of people that corporate media whores hire.

Example: Ozzy Osbourne. He doesn't talk like that just because he's been on a 50 year drug bender, he talks like that because he's from Birmingham UK.

This has been a public information announcement.

rellek · 10-21-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LD

...not everyone talking in a British accent makes everything they say sound clever

This has been a public information announcement.

I would agree with this, but I did notice that the ghetto thugs in the US are much more intimidating than those in UK. When your reminded of Mary Poppins its hard to be scared.

LD · 10-21-2005, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rellek

I would agree with this, but I did notice that the ghetto thugs in the US are much more intimidating than those in UK. When your reminded of Mary Poppins its hard to be scared.

ghetto thugs in the US could talk like Jennifer Tilly and I would still be more scared. There's more chance they'll be armed with something other than five knuckles and a steak knife.

Keith's balls · 10-21-2005, 03:02 PM

Hey guys. Sorry Keith was so quite for the first 15 minutes of the show. Chemda had me hanging around her neck and wouldn't give me back to Keith until she was finished talking about her favorite subject...Chemda.

badkat23 · 10-21-2005, 07:12 PM

hum getto thugs or a bunch of chavs i know who id rather be mugged by !

LD · 10-21-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by badkat23

hum getto thugs or a bunch of chavs i know who id rather be mugged by !

All the jewelry weighs down the chavs so it's easy to get away.

johnmurk · 10-21-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rellek

ghetto thugs in the US are much more intimidating than those in UK.

Anyone hear the classic bit, "Hooligans" by Bill Hicks? It's best on "Live At Oxford Playhouse," but there's also a version on "Arizona Bay." I'm pretty sure there are bootlegs around the internet, including British sites.

"'Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.' The hooligans are loose, the hooligans are loose! What if they become ruffians?"

"Our crime is like, 'Yesterday a student beheaded his teacher, named best in class.' Holdin' up the head."

tranzorz · 10-24-2005, 12:37 PM

You guys beat off incessantly. Don't you two ever "come together" as it were?? Are there latent relationship strifes here that we're not dealing with during the show?

DanClass · 10-24-2005, 01:02 PM

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You guys beat off incessantly. Don't you two ever "come together" as it were?? Are there latent relationship strifes here that we're not dealing with during the show?

in my line of work this is called "mind fucking"

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