2168: Progressive

[dannyhatch]

with Katharine Heller and Sally Tamarkin – Working out and washing your hair; what to say during a break-up; anxieties and panic attacks; Bruce Jenner’s transgender special; Iceman is gay; Sandra Bullock is the World’s Most Beautiful Woman; Dave Chappelle’s drunk set

Guest:
Sally Tamarkin


Katharine Heller



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[Professor Subterfuge]

This ep isn't even available on iTunes yet but here I am listening via the katg app/ player. Neat.

[Keith]

We don't set it up that way deliberately, but yes, we're in control of the app so we can get the shows in there immediately, even before iTunes.

[Thumbnail]

I have one child. Three pregnancies total. I am blaming my busted uterus for fucking up my bladder. It's the only way I can justify in a semi dignified way how I wet myself during the minute long Kanye? Kanye! bit.

[spkheller]

Originally Posted by Thumbnail

I have one child. Three pregnancies total. I am blaming my busted uterus for fucking up my bladder. It's the only way I can justify in a semi dignified way how I wet myself during the minute long Kanye? Kanye! bit.

I have no excuse, I just straight up peed.

[FingerLakes]

Keith, what would it take for you to have your gay catholic brother on an ep of My Name is Keith? I think that's a podcast the world needs to hear. Or maybe its just me.

I disagree with every negative thing said about Sandra Bullock. She is a saint and god's gift not just to comedy, but to humanity. I loved the melodrama of the Blindside and watching her cry with her flawless but slightly Pinocchio-ish face, beautifully, in the side room. Ditto for the shade at Goddess Celine Dion

I didn't do any actual reading on this Gwenyth Paltrow story. I read the headlines of all the shit people posted on facebook on it and listened to these eps but I assumed from the beginning that the point of any celebrity doing this was to point out how fucking unfeasible it is to live a healthy life on welfare and to bring the focus on that for political reasons. Assuming that it wasn't and she's just doing shit because she was tagged on twitter like an old woman getting a chain-letter then why are we paying her any attention? We know she still has more money than she should for her level of talent and ability to wear wigs, and that shes completely out of touch with real life.

Fuck gay Iceman. All of those past Xmen can go kick rocks. The REAL Jean Grey is still dead, having died for our sins AGAIN, and Marvel can throw whatever glitter they want to on the team to make us give a toss but nah. Pass. I'll wait for Jean to return as she always does.

[Tequila Mocking Bird]

Haven't been on an aeroplane since 2003. I can't even remember what they're like; let alone why I would be afraid of flying.

[Sparrow]

oh. sweet. jesus. long hair. there are 3 people in my house. we all have long hair in various degree of curl. Bear has the tightest curl; the bar for which he runs sound most regularly allows smoking and his hair soaks it up like a fucking sponge. he'll "wash" it every day--he uses conditioner not shampoo--if that's bad. elsewise, 3-4 days until it mattes and then it's 20 minutes of /just/ detangling. frizz ease gel.

i have the longest hair--lower back length--with big waves. fresh hair is the only time i leave it down. then i do braids. maybe a pony tail. there are a couple of bun days. then it's dirty enough to do a fancy up do by randomly sticking in bobby pins and throwing on a scarf which turns it into a solid gross single dread. then /i/ get to spend 20 minutes /just/ detangling in the shower. curl cream.

it's a constant quest to balance moisture and matte.

[Keith]

Hair. Am I wrong?

[Sparrow]

i imagine tub care is less of your household's time