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Old 04-29-2015, 05:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Haven't been on an aeroplane since 2003. I can't even remember what they're like; let alone why I would be afraid of flying.
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Old 04-29-2015, 06:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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oh. sweet. jesus. long hair. there are 3 people in my house. we all have long hair in various degree of curl. Bear has the tightest curl; the bar for which he runs sound most regularly allows smoking and his hair soaks it up like a fucking sponge. he'll "wash" it every day--he uses conditioner not shampoo--if that's bad. elsewise, 3-4 days until it mattes and then it's 20 minutes of /just/ detangling. frizz ease gel.

i have the longest hair--lower back length--with big waves. fresh hair is the only time i leave it down. then i do braids. maybe a pony tail. there are a couple of bun days. then it's dirty enough to do a fancy up do by randomly sticking in bobby pins and throwing on a scarf which turns it into a solid gross single dread. then /i/ get to spend 20 minutes /just/ detangling in the shower. curl cream.

it's a constant quest to balance moisture and matte.
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Old 04-29-2015, 08:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2015, 09:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i imagine tub care is less of your household's time
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Old 04-29-2015, 10:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Eddie Murphy Doesn't "Hold Up"

I think its weird how Chemda changes views loudly sometimes and then waters them down/ backs down. You straight up said eddies movies don't "hold up", meaning "stand the test of time". Then you agree that his old movies are still funny which, by the way, doesn't necessarily matter. He has an insanely funny track record.

Boomerang
Beverly Hills cop
Coming to America
Trading Places
Nutty Professor - yes I was in Jr. High but I lost my shit. The other ones were all barely before my time but I was losing my shit 20 years after they were made.

Anyway, I just think you are both way out of line saying eddies not THAT funny because hes not a stand up or not funny NOW. Who cares?? I love you guys but he is funnier than Chemda by a mile and for her to talk so much shit just comes off stupid.

Im bummed that my first post in a while is negative but just had to speak up.

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I think its weird how Chemda changes views loudly sometimes and then waters them down/ backs down.
I think it's weird how fucking stupid you are.

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Boomerang - shit
Beverly Hills cop - OK
Coming to America - Utter shit
Trading Places - OK-ish
Nutty Professor - "utter shit" is too kind a term
Your taste is in your arse.

The only really great EM movie is I Spy with Owen Wilson.


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he is funnier than Chemda by a mile
A professional comedian is funnier than a talk show host. What an astute observation. Mensa must be beating down your door, begging you to join.


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and for her to talk so much shit just comes off stupid.
I'd recommend re-reading your appalling mess of a post before calling someone else "stupid", you fucking cuntflap.


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Im bummed that my first post in a while is negative but just had to speak up.
Yes, I can understand why you had to speak up on this emotionally charged and raging topic. Fuck the riots, fuck gay marriage, fuck trans-rights; this is what needs immediate discussion.


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How about you keep listening and stop posting, arsewipe.
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I said that I agreed with Keith that when Eddie is funny its because it's a written script. He's a good comedic actor.
I don't think he's been picking or writing good material.
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And I'll third this by saying you're a moron. There's no possible way that you heard Fuck Eddie Murphy (Keith and The Girl) - Comedy Talk Show & Podcast and then typed your retarded shit.
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geezus this is why I fucking love you Scummo. That shit is totally underrated and completely hilarious.

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