abortion tea?

[slam_858]

Girls can`t get pregnant if they`re on top, because of gravity. But if you wanna be DOUBLY sure, just jump up and down after sex to shake out any loose babies. duhhhh...

[Newsy]

THEY HAD RU486 ON AN EPISODE OF VERONICA MARS!

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[ranting_geek]

Jesus christ, isn't this just like the youth of today.....always wanting to find a pill or concoction to solve all their problems. Back in my day you just knock a girl down the stairs, shove a rusty coat hanger up her skirt, or drink and smoke so much the kid comes out retarded. That way your kin fold have to take it out back and put it outta it's missery.

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by jorjo

Abstinence. No seriously - I have a sneaking suspicion you may be too stupid to safely have sex.

Failing that (which the too stupid tend to do) use condoms along with your regular birth control.

Or anal.

condoms take away the feelin', and anal would get feces on my private area

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by Mikey

condoms take away the feelin', and anal would get feces on my private area

Then I guess you better get yourself booked in for a vasectomy



ahh ... lemme guess - you're not gunna let anyone cut open your ball-sack?

In that case ... get tested, get her tested, become a happy, fluid-bonded, monogamous couple and make sure she's taking care of the contraceptives.


oh ... and if she comes home pregnant .... RUN!!!! As the man in the deal, this option is always open

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by jorjo

Then I guess you better get yourself booked in for a vasectomy

ahh ... lemme guess - you're not gunna let anyone cut open your ball-sack?

In that case ... get tested, get her tested, become a happy, fluid-bonded, monogamous couple and make sure she's taking care of the contraceptives.


oh ... and if she comes home pregnant .... RUN!!!! As the man in the deal, this option is always open

mebbe one day I might want a kid ok so not gunna remove my ball-sack, as you so eloquently put it.

and i am tested, well not since i last made love to a woman, and i havnt come down with anythin, so im 99% sure i'm clean

annnnd if i ever got a girl preggo, I would prolly would not want to murder it. and I'd prolly be happy and want to keep it. if my thingy is inside your thingy, prolly means i like you a lot

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by Mikey

mebbe one day I might want a kid ok so not gunna remove my ball-sack, as you so eloquently put it.

and i am tested, well not since i last made love to a woman, and i havnt come down with anythin, so im 99% sure i'm clean

annnnd if i ever got a girl preggo, I would prolly would not want to murder it. and I'd prolly be happy and want to keep it. if my thingy is inside your thingy, prolly means i like you a lot

Now, now Mikey, no-one was going to remove your ball-sack, just cut it open a little bit Annnd I didn't say murder the innocent, I said RUN.


Please don't have sex again until you remove the word "thingy" from your vocabulary

[da_ticklah]

Originally Posted by jorjo

... get tested, get her tested, become a happy, fluid-bonded, monogamous couple and make sure she's taking care of the contraceptives..........

Dan Savage much never heard anyone else use the phrase fluid bonded

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by da_ticklah

Dan Savage much never heard anyone else use the phrase fluid bonded

haha. i do listen to Dan, but i don't think i picked that up from him - it's a fairly common phrase on another forum i'm on.

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by jorjo

haha. i do listen to Dan, but i don't think i picked that up from him - it's a fairly common phrase on another forum i'm on.

Oh yeah, what forum is that then, hmmmmm? /interestedface