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NoArmsJames Ask A Cripple 05-29-2008, 04:16 PM

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Grapist Do you use a speech reco... 05-29-2008, 04:19 PM

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NoArmsJames No. I have one small left leg... 05-29-2008, 04:21 PM

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Grapist Yeah, even though Nuance... 05-29-2008, 04:27 PM

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NoArmsJames Exactly, and I live in an... 05-29-2008, 04:41 PM

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Dodges Bullets Have you ever used your... 05-29-2008, 04:32 PM

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NoArmsJames Once my friend and I were at... 05-29-2008, 04:45 PM

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Brad But have your small left leg... 05-29-2008, 05:07 PM

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NoArmsJames No. I use my telekineses for... 05-29-2008, 05:09 PM

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NoArmsJames I thought Murderball was... 05-29-2008, 06:13 PM

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HumbleNarrator Is your condition the result... 05-29-2008, 07:53 PM

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NoArmsJames Marmelade for sure. I don't... 05-31-2008, 02:41 AM

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NoArmsJames C. The rest is cake 05-31-2008, 02:58 AM

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LabMonkey Do you ever have phantom limb... 05-31-2008, 09:01 AM

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NoArmsJames No. That doesn't occur unless... 05-31-2008, 12:58 PM

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marina I made this for you ... 05-31-2008, 03:42 PM

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NoArmsJames That is fucking awesome!... 05-31-2008, 03:44 PM

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marina your welcome 05-31-2008, 03:45 PM

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motownguy fuck yeah! 07-16-2008, 12:35 PM

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NoArmsJames I have, I want one! 07-16-2008, 12:38 PM

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NoArmsJames Hidden 'till you flip the... 07-16-2008, 01:29 PM

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Lura Hello James, Do you like... 07-17-2008, 12:20 AM

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NoArmsJames This will probably piss... 07-17-2008, 12:29 AM

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marina Okay, I guess *someone... 09-29-2008, 09:55 PM

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NoArmsJames 1: Gonorrhea 2: Pregnancy... 09-29-2008, 10:00 PM

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NoArmsJames It does bother me. Who are... 09-29-2008, 10:48 PM

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NoArmsJames Exactly. I'd rather have no... 09-29-2008, 10:59 PM

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brunog yo james. how fast do you... 10-20-2008, 08:01 PM

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NoArmsJames All that is in this thread.... 10-20-2008, 08:12 PM

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TeddyPicker So very very much :p 10-20-2008, 09:22 PM

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brunog ok ill read the 53 pages 10-20-2008, 09:39 PM

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NoArmsJames You'll be a better man for it. 10-20-2008, 09:59 PM

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brunog damn dude your cool as fuck i... 10-20-2008, 10:12 PM

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NoArmsJames Not anymore. I was a pothead... 10-20-2008, 10:15 PM

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brunog how would you smoke? i saw... 10-20-2008, 10:24 PM

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NoArmsJames I smoked with friends, and... 10-20-2008, 10:27 PM

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brunog thats sick. do you ever get a... 10-20-2008, 10:29 PM

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NoArmsJames No, not really. It's not... 10-20-2008, 10:31 PM

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brunog haha. i imagine you dont get... 10-20-2008, 10:33 PM

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NoArmsJames No problem. Did you know that... 10-20-2008, 10:30 PM

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Vudell I would totally make a trip... 10-20-2008, 10:32 PM

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TeddyPicker 8 bright pink inches :D 10-20-2008, 10:34 PM

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Rhian My birthday is coming. Just... 10-20-2008, 10:38 PM

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NoArmsJames I'll ship myself out 10-20-2008, 10:43 PM

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NoArmsJames That would be awesome. I only... 10-20-2008, 10:42 PM

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brunog how old were you when you... 10-20-2008, 10:45 PM

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NoArmsJames 22. And only one of them (I... 10-20-2008, 10:50 PM

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brunog that must be awkward as shit. 10-20-2008, 11:08 PM

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NoArmsJames Not at all. She's been with... 10-20-2008, 11:13 PM

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brotherdarkness How ya doin'? 10-21-2008, 01:00 AM

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NoArmsJames Good, thank you 10-21-2008, 01:02 AM

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Vudell So you are in Arizona. What... 10-20-2008, 10:25 PM

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TeddyPicker The answer to your question... 10-20-2008, 09:59 PM

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NoArmsJames How could you read just one... 10-20-2008, 10:01 PM

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TeddyPicker Umm, how about awesome in... 10-20-2008, 10:19 PM

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NoArmsJames I know :( I miss you too. ... 10-20-2008, 10:22 PM

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TeddyPicker Omg! Yes please and then I... 10-20-2008, 10:24 PM

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Bebe OMG yes plz! 10-21-2008, 01:05 AM

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NoArmsJames I added a headset mic to my... 10-21-2008, 01:16 AM

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arty Have you tried any of those... 10-21-2008, 01:31 AM

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NoArmsJames Once I get a headset I'm... 10-21-2008, 01:34 AM

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R4V4G3D_SKU11S Have you ever done drugs? If... 10-21-2008, 11:32 AM

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NoArmsJames I just answred that. go back... 10-21-2008, 12:35 PM

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marina http://www.explosm.net/db/file... 10-22-2008, 03:06 PM

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NoArmsJames hahaha no 10-22-2008, 03:09 PM

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ElleJ Do you love that I love that... 10-22-2008, 07:24 PM

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NoArmsJames I'm an ego maniac so I... 10-22-2008, 07:30 PM

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ElleJ Actually I meant my comment,... 10-22-2008, 07:34 PM

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NoArmsJames Oh I know, but I have your... 10-22-2008, 07:37 PM

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TeddyPicker Do you ever want to travel to... 10-22-2008, 07:56 PM

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NoArmsJames I'm always up for travel! Amd... 10-22-2008, 08:03 PM

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TeddyPicker YAY! now I can properly thank... 10-22-2008, 08:04 PM

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NoArmsJames YAY! 10-22-2008, 08:07 PM

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Diana WHAT A WHORE!! FIRST... 10-22-2008, 08:18 PM

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Rhian \W/ 10-22-2008, 08:19 PM

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TeddyPicker oh....i didn't tell you?? 10-22-2008, 08:19 PM

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NoArmsJames She's just jealous, she wants... 10-22-2008, 08:27 PM

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TeddyPicker Who doesn't? 10-22-2008, 08:28 PM

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NoArmsJames Good point! 10-22-2008, 08:32 PM

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Diana :( It is true Rhian. ... 10-22-2008, 08:33 PM

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marina What about this one? Has this... 10-24-2008, 07:02 PM

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NoArmsJames Sadly no:( 10-24-2008, 07:31 PM

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brotherdarkness What's your normal Friday... 10-24-2008, 09:19 PM

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NoArmsJames Home alone 10-24-2008, 09:21 PM

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brunog how ofen do you get action? 10-24-2008, 10:42 PM

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NoArmsJames not often enough 10-24-2008, 10:45 PM

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brunog same here? what was school... 10-24-2008, 10:55 PM

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NoArmsJames I hated school. I went to... 10-24-2008, 10:59 PM

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brunog how did you loose the weight?... 10-24-2008, 11:44 PM

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NoArmsJames I took pills. Xenadrine to be... 10-24-2008, 11:50 PM

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brunog awww, i see this girl that... 10-24-2008, 11:55 PM

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NoArmsJames Many parents of crippled kids... 10-25-2008, 12:03 AM

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brunog i will not cut off my arms... 10-25-2008, 12:14 AM

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NoArmsJames Mass Communications. 10-25-2008, 12:17 AM

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brunog is that like public speaking? 10-25-2008, 12:18 AM

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NoArmsJames Kinda, sorta, not really...... 10-25-2008, 12:23 AM

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brunog you should make a podcast 10-25-2008, 12:27 AM

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NoArmsJames I've been considering it. I'm... 10-25-2008, 12:32 AM

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TeddyPicker OMG do it with me!!! I'd... 10-25-2008, 08:39 PM

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NoArmsJames Or we record it and have the... 10-25-2008, 08:40 PM

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TeddyPicker They don't call those... 10-25-2008, 08:42 PM

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NoArmsJames I don't care what they call... 10-25-2008, 08:45 PM

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TeddyPicker Think you can go for 75... 10-25-2008, 08:46 PM

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NoArmsJames :eek: 10-25-2008, 08:50 PM

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TeddyPicker you're the one who wants the... 10-25-2008, 08:52 PM

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standardman Monopodcast - DO IT NOW! 11-04-2008, 06:43 PM

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zmieer Came up with an idea, why... 11-04-2008, 10:09 PM

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NoArmsJames My assistants are only here... 11-04-2008, 10:18 PM

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motownguy ^ Jimi played with his teeth... 11-05-2008, 09:47 AM

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NoArmsJames I love Hendrix 11-05-2008, 12:05 PM

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brotherdarkness What sort of music are you... 11-05-2008, 09:08 PM

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NoArmsJames Lots of stuff. Really into... 11-05-2008, 09:11 PM

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TeddyPicker Would you like to have a... 11-06-2008, 03:28 AM

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Grapist Is that meant to be a two... 11-06-2008, 09:03 AM

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TeddyPicker Others may join!! Specially... 11-06-2008, 09:38 AM

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Grapist I haz I haz!!! But I will... 11-06-2008, 09:47 AM

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NoArmsJames I would I would! 11-06-2008, 11:35 AM

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NoArmsJames Just for fun I added Dragon... 10-25-2008, 08:35 PM

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Kale How can a guy use your wish... 10-28-2008, 08:27 AM

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NoArmsJames Oops:( I fixed it. No finding... 10-28-2008, 01:17 PM

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Grapist You took that off the list???... 10-28-2008, 01:30 PM

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NoArmsJames I promised Teddypicker she... 10-28-2008, 01:40 PM

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TeddyPicker Hai :D 10-28-2008, 01:41 PM

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NoArmsJames Hai! 10-28-2008, 01:41 PM

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TeddyPicker What have you been up to... 10-28-2008, 01:43 PM

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NoArmsJames The day is just starting for... 10-28-2008, 01:57 PM

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TeddyPicker omgyespleaseandthankyou 10-28-2008, 02:35 PM

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Mikey :eek: :eek: :eek: 10-28-2008, 02:38 PM

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NoArmsJames Aerobics By James! 10-28-2008, 02:47 PM

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MICHELLEk hey, I'm Michelle. do you let... 10-28-2008, 03:28 PM

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NoArmsJames Ummm it's never happened, I... 10-28-2008, 03:33 PM

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TeddyPicker Eh-hem-hem...save until I'm... 10-28-2008, 03:42 PM

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NoArmsJames I was going to send her a... 10-28-2008, 03:46 PM

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TeddyPicker Oh of course that's what you... 10-28-2008, 03:51 PM

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NoArmsJames ::innocentpuppydogface:: 10-28-2008, 05:04 PM

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Grapist Likely story, manwhore!!! :p 10-28-2008, 03:52 PM

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TeddyPicker Thank you Grapist!! 10-28-2008, 03:53 PM

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NoArmsJames I thought men were supposed... 10-28-2008, 05:03 PM

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marina Picks or it didn't happen. ... 10-28-2008, 08:37 PM

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arty How many hits on I HATE YOU... 10-29-2008, 11:55 PM

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NoArmsJames I'm at 31 and have all 14... 10-30-2008, 12:05 AM

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golgi body Here's my link: I HATE YOU... 10-30-2008, 03:19 AM

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Bender Hell of an interesting thread... 10-31-2008, 01:29 AM

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NoArmsJames you're a better robot for it. 10-31-2008, 01:35 AM

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Bender Wow ... I just realized what... 10-31-2008, 01:44 AM

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djoh615893 James, what would you do with... 11-03-2008, 01:38 PM

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Grapist She sounds like a cunt, James... 11-03-2008, 01:40 PM

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NoArmsJames Seriously. Wouldn't even... 11-03-2008, 01:44 PM

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TeddyPicker Cheers, love! Plus I'm... 11-03-2008, 02:18 PM

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marina How do you tell your man,... 11-03-2008, 02:54 PM

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zmieer First time poster, almost... 11-04-2008, 03:30 PM

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punk\'n FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK... 11-04-2008, 04:18 PM

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NoArmsJames I've been thinking about... 11-04-2008, 04:38 PM

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marina So I'm assuming that you're... 11-04-2008, 05:52 PM

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NoArmsJames *in my best gay voice* LOVE... 11-04-2008, 05:56 PM

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marina Did you vote? 11-04-2008, 06:05 PM

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NoArmsJames Sure did, early even 11-04-2008, 06:10 PM

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marina Yay! 11-04-2008, 06:12 PM

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Bebe Damn cripple gets special... 11-05-2008, 03:39 AM

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Grapist Anyone can vote early. 11-05-2008, 09:44 AM

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NoArmsJames That's right! That's phase 2... 11-05-2008, 12:04 PM

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TeddyPicker That's diet and excerise I... 10-28-2008, 03:32 PM

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NoArmsJames I'm also going to put you on... 10-28-2008, 03:34 PM

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Kale Your address is still... 10-28-2008, 08:50 PM

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NoArmsJames Phew 10-28-2008, 08:56 PM

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Grapist If you get the actual... 10-21-2008, 12:39 PM

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NoArmsJames That shit's expensive, I was... 10-21-2008, 12:42 PM

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Hairy What's the worst injury... 10-21-2008, 12:46 PM

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NoArmsJames Not many injuries thankfully.... 10-21-2008, 12:52 PM

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NoArmsJames

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Quote:

Originally Posted by motownguy

^ Jimi played with his teeth ...

I love Hendrix

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