Crime Fantasy

Cretaceous Bob · 01-14-2009, 06:09 PM

Spend 24 hours inflicting massive harm upon myself and others.

If I can gain nothing or affect nothing, I can at least gain experience with dealing with my own and others' suffering.

Rhian · 01-14-2009, 06:56 PM

The people that I think should be executed, those that have done wrong, killed, hurt, both in newsmakers and people I know, I would give back x3. Karma is a bitch, and in this fantasy it's my middle name.

However, too good for an eye for an eye, I would be somewhat like I understand Dexter to be, but instead of killing, I would torture them. Death is too good for some assholes.

Then in my sleek catsuit, I will rob a bank, and a plane and take my friends to a private island to live in luxury for however much time I have.

Yes, I have had a bad day.

madeyeshawn · 01-14-2009, 07:09 PM

I think I would try all sorts of different crimes.

Like Masturbate in public, Shoplift until im caught, Steal cars and drive them off of high cliffs, Cause car accidents (see the movie: the good son), and do tons of hardcore drugs like Heroine/Meth/Crack.

EastTexas · 01-14-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by as1eeponatrain

Jehova's Witness killing spree.

IRL I try give them Scientology literature. Over the years I've collected a few pamphlets and I keep them in a drawer by the front door.
Whatever they are trying to convert me to, I try to convert them to something else.

serial_x · 01-15-2009, 01:28 AM

Deaths... many, many random deaths starting from simple strangulations to slicing folks open like fruit.

Not much of a surprise though.

Rock 'n' Rye · 01-15-2009, 05:47 AM

Torture a mega rich person to gain the codes to their bank accounts and vaults and that good shit, then after the day is over I would use the knowledge I gained to become a mega rich.

motownguy · 01-15-2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by madeyeshawn

I think I would try all sorts of different crimes.

Like Masturbate in public, Shoplift until im caught, Steal cars and drive them off of high cliffs, Cause car accidents (see the movie: the good son), and do tons of hardcore drugs like Heroine/Meth/Crack.

Mr Highway could have so many cousins. Mr Sears Tower, Mr Runway, Mr OnFireInACarSpeedingDownTheRoad, Mr Swimming Pool, Mr Head Trauma ... just to name a few.

berger77 · 01-15-2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 1goodI

Robbing a drug dealer would be really really cool.

I would also kill any drug dealer that has ripped me off. Steal their drugs and money, and piss allover their dead body.

Then go over to cheese's house and get high.

EllaMacFarlane · 01-15-2009, 10:39 AM

rape seth macfarlane and kill everyone i hate.

lissabunnie · 01-15-2009, 02:13 PM

torture everyone who made me cry.

01-14-2009, 06:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	Spend 24 hours inflicting massive harm upon myself and others. If I can gain nothing or affect nothing, I can at least gain experience with dealing with my own and others' suffering.
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Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	The people that I think should be executed, those that have done wrong, killed, hurt, both in newsmakers and people I know, I would give back x3. Karma is a bitch, and in this fantasy it's my middle name. However, too good for an eye for an eye, I would be somewhat like I understand Dexter to be, but instead of killing, I would torture them. Death is too good for some assholes. Then in my sleek catsuit, I will rob a bank, and a plane and take my friends to a private island to live in luxury for however much time I have. Yes, I have had a bad day. __________________ "It's like when your pussy broke back in your hooker days." - Keith "Rhi is living Viagra" BigJim50_ "Exactly. If Rhi says the word he has to die." Junkenstein Lushrain & Rhi's www.TiltedHaloCast.com #37: Good and Girthy www.uncast.net #236: Butch's Tiny Penis My medical journey: www.rhiloaded.com Life Fast, Die Pretty.
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madeyeshawn Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,006	I think I would try all sorts of different crimes. Like Masturbate in public, Shoplift until im caught, Steal cars and drive them off of high cliffs, Cause car accidents (see the movie: the good son), and do tons of hardcore drugs like Heroine/Meth/Crack.
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