favorite size
 

what is your favorite size? a girl i just met at a party told me my penis was too big for her but my ex-girlfriend said it was just right. i know personal preference plays a part in it but on average what is the average fav.

Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

haha that was the first thought in my mind as well "yes of course you have a big dick you little cutiepie you"

Sparrow, you rule.

I'm reminded of the first time I called a car a "driveway penis" in front of my wife. I think she spit diet coke onto the dash.

Sparrow, I love you.

Yeah, Sparrow elicited a hearty laugh from me.

In my defense, sweet southern boy - those are not genteel first date words. I am sorry about the dashboard though. Perhaps the strains of Allman Bros tunes will suffice to make amends?

Best first post ever.

Have you ever noticed that two common insults are "little prick" and "big dick"? Neither of these, at least in that usage, are good things - and yet - men seem to need to brag about either. Really gentlemen, we're not surprised when you take your pants off - we are very very good at guessing by your personality. You don't have to give us any hints. :)