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Heres a different one.....I've never had sex with a girl who DIDN'T shave their pussy. Since I'm married now, and my wife keeps hers clean as a whistle I don't see this one changing in the forseeable future. Also, just for reference its been more girls than you might think
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I've never learned how to whistle, juggle, snap my fingers, blow a bubble gum, and roll my R's.
And I tie my shoelaces with the "bunny ears" method. Never learned the other way. Last edited by pinoy0004; 09-26-2008 at 08:18 AM. |
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I've never seen Star Wars either. Or Scarface, Godfather, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and others.
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2) I've never swore in front of my parents/extended family. Drink 3) I've never urinated in front of another person (since I was maybe 2). Drink 4) I've never watched Scarface or any of the Godfather movies. Drink 5) I've never changed the oil or any other liquid in any car or truck. Drink 6) I've never smoked a cigarette. And it's going to stay that way... pass, unless cigars count 7) I've never read a shitty romance novel... or a modern classic... Drink for Fear and Loathing in LV 8) I've never kissed a girl in the rain (like in all those romantic movies). Drink 9) I've never locked myself out of my house or car. Drink, Drink 10) I've never watched an episode of ER, Grey's Anatomy, or Sex and the City. Drink 'cause I'm married and didn't leave the room -eaten sushi Drink -kissed a girl (and i don't plan on doing that anytime soon) Drink -been out of the country Drink -smoked a cigarette (and that's not going to change) whew!
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