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Originally Posted by Keith

Pope Francis IS disgraceful. I'm in!

Then you might appreciate these from Aussie comedian Tim Michin.

This is about the the previous pope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE

But i think it still applies in light of this recent song about an Australian Cardinal who wont come home to face a royal commission on sexual abuse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtHOmforqxk

Cardinal George Pell hits back at 'incorrect information' on royal commission appearance after Tim Minchin song - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Shows the power of comedy

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Pope May Accept Contraception Use In Zika Areas

"Abortion is not a lesser evil. It is a crime," said the Pontiff in response to a question about how best to combat the outbreak across Latin America.

But he added: "Avoiding a pregnancy is not an absolute evil."

The Pope cited one of his predecessors, Paul VI, who relaxed the Church's rules by authorising nuns working in Africa to use contraceptives due to the high risk of them being raped by soldiers.

Here's a good thread about the history of those nuns and why contraception is was okay. Also:

The Pope and head of the Russian Orthodox Church release statement against gay marriage · PinkNews

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Medical records reveal Adolf Hitler had deformed micro-penis

COULD this explain Adolf Hitler’s Napoleon complex and that very particular phallic salute?

Historians have revealed Hitler suffered from an embarrassing condition that may be able to explain both his rage and lack of sex life during his 56 years.
According to the Daily Star, medical records following the Nazi Party leader’s arrest in 1923 suggest he suffered “right-side cryptorchidism”, which is the medical name for an undescended testicle.
However, more detailed records hint the warmonger’s genitalia may have been more deformed than first thought.

New records show the fascist leader also had a related condition called Hypospadias — which can leave the sufferer with a “micro-penis”.
Hypospadias sufferers may be forced to urinate out of a small hole at the base, or shaft of the penis, rather than at the tip.

In new book Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie contend the Nazi leader kept the dark secret close to him: “Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile Hypospadius in which the urethra opens on the underside of the penis.”
Hitler was well known to have a fear of people seeing him naked, and never became a father — though he pushed Germans towards introducing more Aryan children into the world.

Personal doctor Theodor Morell prescribed Hitler amphetamines, hormones and cocaine on occasion, to hike the leader’s sex drive for romps with partner Eva Braun as his libido was lacking.
The urologist is also said to have recorded the Fuhrer’s penis deformity.

Nazi architect Albert Speer, who was responsible for designing colossal buildings for Hitler, said the leader’s absent sex drive was very noticeable following the war: “By no means would I describe Adolf Hitler as sexually normal in his relationships with women,” he said.

“In the case of Eva Braun in particular, it seems clear to me that aside from occasional passionate episodes there was no sexual activity at all for long periods of time.”
It is rumoured a flying piece of hot shrapnel sliced into Hitler’s testicles during the Battle of the Somme in the First World War.

And there’s the legendary playground ditty penned to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March, written for the British council in 1939 to raise morale in war times: “Hitler has only got one ball, Goring has two but very small, Himmler as something similar but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.”

Regardless of the Fuhrer’s lack virility, he was undoubtedly a ladies’ man — a department tasked with the job of dealing with fan mail sent by obsessed female fans who were sexually attracted to him was set up at the height of his power.

Medical records reveal Adolf Hitler had deformed micro-penis

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This makes the issue of abortion even more complicated. Is a baby a human being if it's still in the womb? If it's killed just months before it will be born, is it murder?

The Latest: Jury convicts woman who cut baby from womb

"Jurors have convicted a Colorado woman of cutting a stranger's baby from her womb in a gruesome case that reignited the debate over the legal rights of fetuses."

"Prosecutors say they couldn't charge Lane with murder because a coroner found no evidence the fetus lived outside the womb."

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Texas Mom Allegedly Ropes Son's Genitals And Waterboards Him

If you don't want want your mom to water board you and tie a rope around your testicles, don't wank the dog. Its that easy.

Edit: He didn't wank the dog he just stuck his finger up its butt.

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Yesterday the Australian government ordered a review into program to help LGBT students. (ie conservatives attempting to shut down the program)
Review Ordered Into School LGBT Support Program After Conservative Campaign

Today the leader of the opposition called the education minister a homophobe.
Bill Shorten Calls Cory Bernardi A 'Homophobe' Right To His Face

"at least I'm not a homophobe either mate"

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Man faces prison sentence after 'accidentally killing partner with cucumber used as sex toy' | Europe | News | The Independent

How does the cucumber get mushy, though?

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Florida Fugitive Bids to Hide Identity, Chews Off Fingertips: Police | NBC 6 South Florida