Crime Fantasy

madeyeshawn · 01-13-2009, 08:33 PM

Whats your crime fantasy?

Lets say you have a magical 24 hour day where you can commit all the crimes you want.

All consequences, rewards, and trauma to victims will be deleted forever at the end of your 24 hour crime spree. This forces your answer to be focused on pure entertainment and/or non material gain.

Do your worst? The world is your video game

Malcolm Is Moore · 01-13-2009, 11:21 PM

I'd kill this thread (even more)

i_like_cheese_2001 · 01-13-2009, 11:23 PM

Rape. Everyone.

...associated with "Team KATeenaGers".

marina · 01-13-2009, 11:27 PM

The problem is that the rewards would be gone, so none. There is nothing rewarding I would get from crime, even joyriding.

If, however, I could keep the consequences on others without harming myself, I'd steal every unattended child I found, take them to a safe, pleasant place and laugh while their irresponsible and stupid parents freaked out and cried for the baby that they couldn't have given 2 fucks about when it was kicking me on the subway, or screaming in the supermarket for no fucking reason, or running around my table at the restaurant. I'd ask them why they even want their children when they obviously don't care about them or what they do. Then I'd give it back after they were traumatized enough to never let that baby out of their site again.

EastTexas · 01-13-2009, 11:32 PM

Steal a car and lead the cops through a high speed chase. I like to go fast.

Mikey · 01-13-2009, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EastTexas

Steal a car and lead the cops through a high speed chase. I like to go fast.

amen

i_like_cheese_2001 · 01-13-2009, 11:48 PM

Ooh, I didn't read the fine print... I want all my victims to be traumatized, if we could arrange that.

Thanks,
C-Dogg

1goodI · 01-14-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by EastTexas

Steal a car and lead the cops through a high speed chase. I like to go fast.

Well, I've been on a high speed chase (thank god it wasn't the cops chasing me.) Very scary only because I was going through alleys and couldn't see pedestrians or what was coming from the side street.

Any Heist would be cool (insert your dane cook ref. here and I apologize in advance). Robbing a drug dealer would be really really cool.

What I would really like to do, is to prey on all those that take advantage of those weaker than them. For instance child molesters, thieves, rapists, etc... Just a good ole beating and spree. Almost like a vigilante.

as1eeponatrain · 01-14-2009, 05:28 PM

Jehova's Witness killing spree.

Incognito · 01-14-2009, 05:52 PM

Gotta pull out the ole rape list for this one.

01-13-2009, 08:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
madeyeshawn Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,006	Crime Fantasy Whats your crime fantasy? Lets say you have a magical 24 hour day where you can commit all the crimes you want. All consequences, rewards, and trauma to victims will be deleted forever at the end of your 24 hour crime spree. This forces your answer to be focused on pure entertainment and/or non material gain. Do your worst? The world is your video game
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marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	The problem is that the rewards would be gone, so none. There is nothing rewarding I would get from crime, even joyriding. If, however, I could keep the consequences on others without harming myself, I'd steal every unattended child I found, take them to a safe, pleasant place and laugh while their irresponsible and stupid parents freaked out and cried for the baby that they couldn't have given 2 fucks about when it was kicking me on the subway, or screaming in the supermarket for no fucking reason, or running around my table at the restaurant. I'd ask them why they even want their children when they obviously don't care about them or what they do. Then I'd give it back after they were traumatized enough to never let that baby out of their site again. __________________ I Love Lard Podcast http://www.ilovelard.com www.twitter.com/marinaisgo Click here to read my text blog
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i_like_cheese_2001 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 640	Ooh, I didn't read the fine print... I want all my victims to be traumatized, if we could arrange that. Thanks, C-Dogg Last edited by i_like_cheese_2001; 01-13-2009 at 11:50 PM.
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